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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7652	Potions Brewed:	189
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	8145
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!

Dad’s Cuckolded MC Server

BBC, big black cock, cuckold, Cuckold Fantasy, cuckolded, Cuckolding, Dads, family dynamics, Family secrets, Femanons, fetish, forbidden desires, interracial, kinky fantasies, Server, sexual desires, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo fantasy, taboo relationships, tiny white dick, voyeurism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join a server where the drama is as wild as a soap opera? Imagine a world where your dad’s tiny white dick is getting cuckolded by big black cocks… Wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy, even your dad is getting in on the action. He’s ready to dive into the world of BBC cuckolding because he can’t resist those videos he’s been watching. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server!

The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

Chronicles, Garten, Rosen, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

NoPawsAllowedMC

Animal shelters, animal welfare, dog ownership, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, kill shelters, no-kill shelters, NoPawsAllowedMC, pet care, pet expenses, pet food, pet neglect, pet ownership, Pets, rural living, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2

🤣🐶 Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience! 🌍🔥

🐾 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a pack of wild dogs? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to feed, shelter, and care for not one, not two, but THREE dogs that magically appear in your inventory every time you log in! 🐕🐕🐕

🚗 And get this – you can’t have a driver’s license in the game, just like Claire’s fiancé Todd! So get ready to navigate the Minecraft world without any transportation, just like them! 🚫🚙

💸 Worried about finances in the game? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just ask your fellow players for money to buy dog food, just like Claire did in real life! 💰🐶

🏡 And don’t forget, all pets must live outside on our server, just like Todd’s dad hates pets indoors! So get ready to build some epic outdoor dog shelters next to a busy rural highway! 🏠🐕🛣️

Join our server now for a LOL-tastic time and see if you have what it takes to care for three hungry Minecraft dogs! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyDilemmas #JoinTheFun

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3642	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	296	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5856
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	5248
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8393	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9143	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.