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Ethereal Realms 1.21

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over the land like a boss! Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who trade emeralds for the dankest loot.

And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! I’m not even kidding, it’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and let’s embark on the most epic adventure of our lives!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1940
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	9342	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

blocky, branding, creative names, cure, diarrhea, diarrhea medicine, funny, gastrointestinal issues, gonorrhea, health, humor, Illness, Marketing, medical conditions, medical humor, medical marketing, naming conventions, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, product naming, Puns, Treatment, word play

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Dragon Eggs Found:	8792
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

Block Party

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	279
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2731	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimension Hops:	8

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	215	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	18349
Players Killed by Monsters:	5518	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619