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Ethereal Realms 1.21

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Votes:	4259
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over the land like a boss! Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who trade emeralds for the dankest loot.

And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! I’m not even kidding, it’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and let’s embark on the most epic adventure of our lives!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

blocky, branding, creative names, cure, diarrhea, diarrhea medicine, funny, gastrointestinal issues, gonorrhea, health, humor, Illness, Marketing, medical conditions, medical humor, medical marketing, naming conventions, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, product naming, Puns, Treatment, word play

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	7188	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	229
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	710

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5794	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	1011
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Votes:	9919
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

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Crop Rotation Craft

agricultural research, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, bacterial communities, Craft, crop, crop rotation, Environmental Science, Farming, microbial diversity, microbiology, plant roots, plant-microbe interactions, preceding, root-associated bacteria, Rotation, selection process., soil health, soil microbiome, study, sustainable practices, Systems, wheat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	261	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, have you ever thought about how wheat root-associated bacterial communities are, like, totally influenced by crop rotation systems? well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level!

join us and witness the epic battle between the corn-loving bacteria and the potato enthusiasts. watch as the carrot crew teams up with the radish rebels to take down the evil broccoli brigade. it’s a root vegetable showdown like you’ve never seen before!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary pumpkin king, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or stem, in this case). will you join forces with him and his army of squash soldiers, or will you dare to challenge his pumpkin-y reign?

so come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of wheat root-associated bacterial communities like never before. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!