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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 334 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.
