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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1337 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.
