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NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

80s, 90s, Allure, animation, Anime, character design, classic, ecstasy, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, meets, Minecraft, modern hags, Nostalgia, older anime, pixelated, Provocative, Retro, seductive, sex appeal, sexy women, Sultry, vintage, waifus

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Animals Bred:	198	Ores Mined:	7002
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3233

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	232	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Love Letters Sent:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3075	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.