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SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	4265
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	7800
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	608	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	181	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5758
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!