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NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	855
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	197
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

canopymc.net

Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoQuestionsNoParents

blended families, childhood impact, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, favoritism, generational trauma, loyalty struggles, NoQuestionsNoParents, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, step siblings, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ messy relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a constant tug of war between factions, just like OP’s parents fighting for their attention. Choose your side wisely, as alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are always on the horizon.

But that’s not all! Our server meetings are just like OP’s school meeting, where personal drama spills out and secrets are revealed. Who will you trust? Who will you betray? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and see if you’re the AH in this crazy game of family feuds!

CraftyCreeperQuiz

10. Connecting with others, 11. personal growth, 12. Communication skills, 13. Emotional intelligence, 14. Social interactions, 15. Getting to the heart of things, 16. Discovering new perspectives, 17. Human connection, 18. Relationship development, 19. Introspective questions, 2. Icebreaker questions, 20. Building trust., 3. Personal questions, 4. Relationship building, 5. Conversation starters, 6. Deep questions, 7. Meaningful conversations, 8. Understanding others, 9. Building rapport, CraftyCreeperQuiz, getting to know you

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, ride on flying pigs through the Nether, and battle against an army of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Bob the Explosive Sheep and Sally the Singing Creeper, so you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting, so you know you’re in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of infinite cake… or get turned into a block of cheese by the mischievous Cheese Wizard. The possibilities are endless!