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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

000, 10 years, 200, 2021, children, diagnoses, dysphoria, england, fiftyfold, gender dysphoria, GP records, Healthcare, low overall, medical diagnosis, mental health, one in 1, one in 60, PixelPride, prevalence, Rise, Skyrocket, societal trends, study, Transgender

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Star Shards Collected:	264	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, 12 year old girl wrists, body dysmorphia, body dysphoria, body image issues, body insecurities, Enchanted, feminine wrists, gym frustration, gym struggles, Insecurity, Quests, Realm, self-consciousness, small boned, small wrists, unattractive wrists, wrist comparison, wrist envy, wrist insecurity, wrist size, wrist size insecurity, wrist struggles

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Items Found:	6681
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

CreepyCelebMC SMP

Celebrity, creeps, creepy celebrities, CreepyCelebMC, Disturbing, disturbing celebrities, disturbing famous people, eerie, eerie celebrities, eerie famous people, FAMOUS, famous figures, famous people, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable celebrities, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling celebrities, unsettling famous figures, unsettling famous people, unsettling personalities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	3346	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

NoobMistakez

basic skills, improvement journey, Incompetence, learning curve, NoobMistakez, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement strategies, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, weaknesses

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

+x, bbc news, Censorship, consequences, controversy, crime, decision, investigation, legal action, Media, Minecraft, murder, News, ONLINE, refusal, Refused, Southport killer, SouthportKiller69s, take down, Tragedy, Video, VIEWED

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Items Found:	2580	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Farms Harvested:	897
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

TeaCraft – Sticky Situation

adhesive films, Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, cancer treatment, chemotherapy, green tea, green tea benefits, green tea extract, green tea research, green tea therapy, holistic healing, inflammation, mouth lining, mucositis relief, natural remedy, novel treatment, oral health, oral mucositis, plant-based medicine, radiation, Situation, sticky, TeaCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have green tea-based adhesive films to heal all your oral mucositis problems! forget about boring old treatments, we got the power of green tea on our side! imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while your mouth is feeling all soothed and refreshed. trust us, you won’t find this kind of healing power anywhere else in the minecraft world. join us now and experience the magic of green tea in a whole new way!

Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, Anime, brook, devil fruit, franky, Grand Line, Isles, long tail tag: “mystery of the Grand Line”, Lost, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirates, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	553
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Ayyyyy lmao, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I heard they got a secret underground disco party for all the mobs, like skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. It’s lit, fam.

And get this, they have a special event where you can ride on the back of a dragon and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. I’m talking edible houses and rivers of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and a sweet tooth!

Fluffy Unicorn Kingdom

Fluffy, Kingdom, UNICORN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there – Cute Nails! We got unicorns flying around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamond swords that sparkle like glitter. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party at Cute Nails. Let’s get this block party started!

CraftyWorlds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7044	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a new place to call home in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer a virtual country where you can build your dream house, start a farm, and even run for president (yes, we have elections)!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our virtual currency is made of chocolate coins, so you can literally eat your way to riches.

So why settle for boring old real life when you can escape to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft country? Join now and start your crazy new life today!

GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, collaborators, Conflict, extremist groups, gaza, GazaCollabPurge, graphic content, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, Shooting, social media, Terrorism, Video, violence, War Crimes, war footage

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! 😂😂😂 we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! 🤪🔫🤣 #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfun