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HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

CousinClashCraft

$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mines Excavated:	3809
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2989
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	5137
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!