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Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for epic battles against evil chickens and sneaky creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Uncover the mysteries of the Ender Dragon’s secret love affair with a zombie pigman, or explore the dark past of the villagers who are actually aliens in disguise!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates lurking in the shadows. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta keep Minecraft weird!

Block Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	New Chunks Explored:	607248
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	468
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	1404

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	233	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	7128

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	253406
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!