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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1902 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.
