PROCURADA – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CreeperCustodyDrama

#breastfeeding, addiction, alcoholism, blended family, child support, co parenting, court hearing, CreeperCustodyDrama, custody, custody battle, family dynamics, FTM, MIL, mother-in-law, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, relationship, Sobriety, stepson, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your MIL moving in next door? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and more plot twists than a soap opera!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like dealing with an SO with addiction issues. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions for that too! And if you think dealing with a toddler is tough, try dealing with a toddler son from a one night stand while battling for custody in court. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids!

Join now and experience the thrill of not wanting custody of someone else’s kid while trying to navigate through a maze of relationship drama and family chaos. It’s a challenge like no other, but hey, at least you can escape to a virtual world where creepers are your only worry. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

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QuoteFamMinecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the Macarena, and pigs that can speak Pig Latin fluently. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft!

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server, they’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high. One time, we had a player who built a giant toilet made out of diamonds just because he thought it would be funny. And you know what? It was hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not, that’s why!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Except for the rule that you have to wear a tutu while playing, because why not add a little extra flair to your gaming experience? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, and let’s get wacky on this server that’s like a circus on steroids!

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Caution: May cause excessive mining and crafting

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If people came with a warning label, mine would say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines at any given moment.” But enough about me, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a virtual playground for all the crazies out there!

Join our server if you want to embark on wild adventures with a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our enchanted waters and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will teach you how to speak dolphin. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner weirdo run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyNATO: Russian Invaders Beware!

air defense, airspace violation, BEWARE, CraftyNATO, Defense, defense strategy, european security, fighter jets, international relations, Invaders, Military Aircraft, military deployment, military intervention, nato, nato allies, NATO response, Norwegian defense forces, Norwegian F-35s, Norwegian military, Polish airspace, Russian, russian aggression, russian aircraft, SECURITY

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NORWEGIAN F-35s FLYIN AROUND AFTER SOME RUSSIAN DUDES TRIED TO CRASH THE PARTY IN POLAND. WE AINT SCARED OF NO AIRCRAFT, WE BUILDIN BLOCK HOUSES AND FLYIN PIGS INSTEAD. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A FLYIN PIG, WHO KNOWS?! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Worldborne

character theme, Conquest, Custom Items, Discord, epic wars, fearless warrior, grand launch, Java only, Lore, master strategist, Nations, nations rise, prove dominance, Roleplay Support, skilled diplomat, Staff Team, Suggestions, Vanilla, wars rage, whitelist process, Worldborne

Worldborne Server Overview

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by our staff team and give suggestions for inclusion.
Grand Launch Coming Soon!	The world of Worldborne hasn’t opened yet, but the stage is set for glory.
Roleplay Support and Whitelist Process	We support RP and have a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When is the grand launch of Worldborne?

The grand launch date is TBD, but stay tuned for updates on the official Discord server.

2. Is RP (Roleplay) required on Worldborne?

RP is not required, but we do support it and have a whitelist process to help immerse players in the world.

3. Can players suggest custom items for inclusion in the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest custom items to make the gameplay experience more diverse and exciting.

4. How can I join Worldborne’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Worldborne Discord

Mystic Realm of Shadows 1.20.2

#impatience, 1.20.2, anticipation, bdssadge, delayed, delayed gratification, eagerness, Expectation, guess, long wait, longing, mystic, patience, patience is a virtue, Realm, shadows, Suspense, suspenseful wait, uncertainty, WAIT, waiting for the outcome, waiting for the unknown, waiting game

Join this epic Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena!

Why join, you ask? Well, because our server has a secret underground disco party where Steve and Alex bust out their best dance moves!

Not to mention, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs and a talking chicken who tells the best jokes in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

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CraftyLady SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, attractiveness, beauty, charisma, Charm, Confidence, CraftyLady, desirability, elegance, Femininity, grace, inner beauty, intelligence, Kindness, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, smp, Style, WOMAN

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft, bro. Like, the admins are all super cool and they built this giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. It’s insane, bro.

And the players on the server are all like, super hot babes. Like, they all have these amazing pixelated skins that make them look like supermodels. And get this, they all have enchanted diamond armor that makes them invincible. It’s like a total babe magnet, bro.

But the best part is the events they have on the server. Like, every Friday night they have this crazy dance party at the spawn point where everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head and do the chicken dance. It’s so hilarious, bro.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s totally lit and full of hot babes and crazy events, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PetSecretsMC

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your pets spilling your secrets again! Our server is equipped with a top-notch pet muting feature that ensures your furry friends keep their mouths shut. No more embarrassing revelations about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas or your intense fear of creepers. So come join us and keep your skeletons firmly in your closet, where they belong!

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CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

Bank of England, British, Campaign, Canada, Canadian, Canadian politics, Candidate, CarneyCraft, central bank, economic policy, election, finance, Government, governor, leader, Leadership race, Liberal party, Mark Carney, Minecraft, Politics, Potential leader, prime minister, Server

so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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SpyCraft: Yantar Dive

Black sea, Disaster, Dive, diving, Exploration, investigation, Military, Naval, Russian, Russian Ship Sinking, Salvage, Ship, Shipwreck, Sinking, Spy Ship, Spy Ship Yantar, Spycraft, submarine, Technology, Underwater, wreck, Yantar

ok so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole russian spy ship sinking situation goin on! yantar is divin on the wreck like some kinda underwater ninja. u can help uncover secret spy missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with a whole spy ship drama goin on? join now and be part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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