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Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dimension Hops:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8255	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

AntiCraftMc

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	233
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

AntiCraft is a small survival server with a very nice community

108.60.194.11

Valkirias

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

play.valkirias.xyz

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4874	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

play.loot.network

Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	8629
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

mc.skyblock.pl

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	685	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	1588

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

mc.craftrealms.com

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Emeralds Found:	6116	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	3353	Star Shards Collected:	235
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

MC.Unknowncraft.us

Mc-Designbox

Creative

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5898
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
Dimension Hops:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

93.186.207.67

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

superizee.com

Amish Paradise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

mc.amishsmp.net

BeastsmC Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Divine Spears Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	1

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

s.beastsmc.com