Procrastinator MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Microsoft employee, child kidnapping, passwords, data security, Leaks..

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

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Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Boundaries, self-control, Procrastinator, Irritation, Frustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

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Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

daily job tasks, work title, job description, job functions, job requirements

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

Call Center, conspiracy theories, coworker conflict, Perception, workplace drama

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

comedy, bonanza, last show, adventurous, DISAPPOINTING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want your sex life to be like the last show/movie you watched – whether it’s a steamy romance like “50 Shades of Grey” or a wild adventure like “Indiana Jones,” we’ve got you covered. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. From pixelated fireworks displays to virtual dance parties, you’ll never be bored on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within our virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

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HostageCraft: 33 Freed!

hostages, political prisoners, Conflict Resolution, hostage situation, Israeli officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 hostages every time you mine a diamond block! it’s like a real-life negotiation but with creepers and zombies! who needs diplomacy when you have pickaxes and swords? join now and be part of the most intense hostage release operation in minecraft history! it’s a deal you can’t refuse, just like the hostages can’t refuse to be set free!

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Era Nexus Realm 1.21.3

Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ember Amane 天音エンバー

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride through the internet! Join for the craziest adventures with characters like Lia, Nasa, and Pippa – they’ll have you laughing till your sides hurt! Plus, we got archives of all the wackiness that goes down, so you can relive the madness over and over again! Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the party now!

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NoDoorForYouCraft

living room, Kids, strangers, family friend, friend visit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.

So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.

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AttractiveBlocks

unusual charm, unconventional allure, unconventional beauty, quirky allure, odd fascination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!

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SynagogueSassCraft

criminal behavior, protest violence, SynagogueSassCraft, Vandalism, anti-semitism

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll feel like you’re defacing an italian synagogue during a protest over a police chase death. but don’t worry, no real synagogues were harmed in the making of this server! join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft like there’s no tomorrow!

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