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ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Zombie Dances:	5	Farms Harvested:	577
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	3885	Potions Brewed:	191
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Dragon Eggs Found:	1697
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1644	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magic Items Found:	2212
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	742	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7446	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!