Procrastination MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Marriage, leftovers, Allowed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

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ResoFailCraft2022

ResoFailCraft2022, making excuses, failed resolution, falling off track, self-control

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

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MineCraftPoopTime

meditating, Men, reddit, thinking, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

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Eternal Evolution 1.20.1

Behavior, self-control, personal growth, CHANGE, Self Motivation

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!

Don’t waste your time masturbating to transexuals, join us for some crazy fun instead!

You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

idle behavior, slothfulness, Apathy, laziness, Relaxation

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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CraftyRedditorZ

internet, User-generated content, procrastination, Technology, Online Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!

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CraftyTimeWasters

personal development, Productive procrastination, efficiency, goal-setting, self improvement

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

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RedditXmasSMP

Connection, Digital, sharing, ONLINE, RedditXmasSMP

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.

Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Crafty Christmas Shopping

procrastination, crowded, family, shopping, Relaxation

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

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BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

Tears, normal day, hurtful, procrastination, date

Are you tired of boring birthdays where you end up in tears and loneliness? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for outrageous celebrations and insane parties that will make you forget all about those sad birthdays of the past.

Our server is filled with crazy events and wild adventures that will make every day feel like a special occasion. Whether you’re battling dragons or building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling down about celebrating your birthday, don’t worry – we’ll throw you the most epic birthday bash you’ve ever seen. With fireworks, cake, and a surprise guest appearance from a famous Minecraft celebrity (okay, maybe not that last part), you’ll feel like a birthday queen (or king) in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make every day feel like a celebration?

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