Procrastination MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PowerPointPals

PowerPoint, RESPONSIBILITY, due date, male reproductive system, selfish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Unlike those unhelpful partners in your science project, our community is all about collaboration and support. Join us and never worry about being left to do all the work yourself again!

On our server, you can build your own male reproductive system…in Minecraft, of course! Gather materials, research the anatomy, and create a masterpiece that will leave everyone in awe. And don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like those ungrateful teammates of yours.

But that’s not all! Join our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Build towering monuments, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with your newfound friends. Who needs unhelpful partners when you have a whole community of fellow gamers by your side?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave those project woes behind. And remember, on our server, the only insults you’ll hear are from the skeletons trying to take you down. Let’s game on!

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BlockBusterCraft

Snoozing alarm, Poor time management, personal growth, overeating, excessive screen time

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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Eternal Procrastination Zone

eternal consequences, ETERNAL, life extension, productivity, eternal procrastination

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

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NightOwlzCraft

Failure, partner support, procrastination, university assignment, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of staying up late for important assignments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for night owls and procrastinators alike.

Join us and experience the thrill of pulling all-nighters with your partner, just like in this wild university assignment story. Will you choose to support your partner and risk failing uni, or prioritize your own well-being and sleep schedule? The drama unfolds on our server, where every decision counts!

Don’t miss out on the chance to read AITA posts to help you fall asleep, just like in this crazy tale. Join now for a unique and sleep-deprived gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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NoobMagnet Minecraft SMP

self-discipline, denial, NoobMagnet, habits, productivity

Bruh, like omg, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP? It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because we have like, the rarest blocks ever. Like, we have diamond blocks just laying around everywhere, it’s insane. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, like how crazy is that? Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So like, why wouldn’t you join this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, a no-brainer. Just hop on and join the fun, you won’t regret it. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

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DreamStopper Minecraft SMP

success, BELIEF, hard work, Focus, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and dancing pandas. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant mutant chickens. It’s like a mix between a rave party and a medieval warzone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where all the creepers hang out and tell jokes. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with more explosions. And if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what’s stopping you from achieving your dream of becoming the ultimate Minecraft master? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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WorkSMP BoredomCraft

Tasks, hobbies, procrastination, Boredom, Chatting

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more drama than a reality TV show. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, starting cults worshipping chickens, and even hosting fashion shows with pixelated armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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TimeWaster SMP

time management tools, timewaster, distractions, time management tips, time thieves

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Academic Crafters 1.20.6

seeking help, low self-esteem, 1.20.6, self-sabotage, feeling lost

Bruh, forget about that boring university crap! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality like a pro! Who needs studying when you can be building epic castles and fighting off creepers? Plus, you’ll never be a slave here, unless you count mining for diamonds as slavery (which it totally isn’t, trust me). So ditch the books and join us for some pixelated fun!

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MineHaven2021

Achievements, regrets, self-discipline, Challenges, personal growth

Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.

So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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