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Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

RebelCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, civil disobedience, controversy, criminal behavior, Democracy, Division, elon musk, Government, illegal activity, incitement, insurrection, lawlessness, Minecraft, Political unrest, protest, RebelCraft, Rebellion, resistance, sedition, Server, social media, tweet, uprising

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1317
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

American roulette, BETTING, Casino, chance, Double zero, european roulette, EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP, gambling, house edge, long tail, LOSING, MONEY, Odds, Risk, roulette wheel, scam, single zero, strategy, Table game, wheel game, winning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of getting scammed by American roulette? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like European roulette – fair and square! Join us and experience a world where the odds are always in your favor (unless you’re facing a creeper, then all bets are off).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he was tired of the same old boring servers and wanted a real challenge. So he came to us and now he’s just another player trying to survive in our crazy world.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every week. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your PvP skills and become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of European roulette without the risk of getting scammed. Plus, you might even get to meet Herobrine and challenge him to a duel. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

MineCraftLitLoot

10. Required reading, 11. Book suggestions, 12. Top books to read, 13. Books everyone should read, 14. Literary gems, 15. Books for life, 16. Important books, 17. Books to read before you die, 18. Best books of all time, 19. Books for personal growth, 2. Classic literature, 20. Life-changing books., 3. Book recommendations, 4. Literary masterpieces, 5. Essential reading, 6. Timeless classics, 7. Must-reads, 8. Book list, 9. Must-read literature, MineCraftLitLoot, must read books

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Knowledge, rumored to hold the secrets of crafting a diamond pickaxe with just a potato and a stick. But beware, for the book is guarded by a horde of zombie librarians who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pages. So grab your enchanted armor and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, reading is not only fundamental, it’s downright dangerous! Join now and let the adventure begin!

SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Meteorites Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7454
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	39	New Chunks Explored:	284584
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crops Grown:	2167	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

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Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.