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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1368 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!