New Minecraft Servers 2025

procrastination Minecraft Servers

procrastination Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Christmas Shopping

    Crafty Christmas Shopping
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4561
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

    picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

    plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

    so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8220
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring birthdays where you end up in tears and loneliness? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for outrageous celebrations and insane parties that will make you forget all about those sad birthdays of the past.

    Our server is filled with crazy events and wild adventures that will make every day feel like a special occasion. Whether you’re battling dragons or building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling down about celebrating your birthday, don’t worry – we’ll throw you the most epic birthday bash you’ve ever seen. With fireworks, cake, and a surprise guest appearance from a famous Minecraft celebrity (okay, maybe not that last part), you’ll feel like a birthday queen (or king) in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make every day feel like a celebration?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

    Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4344
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Exam Prep Minecraft Server

    Exam Prep Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8173
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2886 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

    ExtraCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4099
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Animals Bred: 71
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1220
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4062

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Time Killer Minecraft SMP

    Time Killer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8685
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Homepage: [insert homepage link here]

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8781
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 718 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1205
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Alien Abductions: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7762
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

    ☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5533
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address mc.javasurvival.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to…

    • Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
    • Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server rules

    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9469
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

    Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3320
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Farms Harvested: 250
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

    LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8692
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address audius.party
    Discord https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
    Server Summary Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

    Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Is the server open to everyone?

    Yes, the server is open to everybody.

    2. Are there custom features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

    3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

    Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

    4. Can players claim land on the server?

    Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

    5. What regions does the server cater to?

    The server caters to both EU and US communities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel

    Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 9279
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 5810 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

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    Comparison of Hypixel and Beefys Minecraft World:
    Hypixel Beefys Minecraft World
    Large player base New and growing server
    Multiple game modes and minigames Focus on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes
    Well-established with regular updates Tons of quality of life features like /back, keepinv, and player warps

    FAQ:

    Question Hypixel Beefys Minecraft World
    Can I play minigames? Yes, Hypixel offers multiple game modes and minigames. No, Beefys Minecraft World focuses on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes.
    Is the player base large? Yes, Hypixel has a large player base. Beefys Minecraft World is a new and growing server.
    Are there regular updates? Yes, Hypixel is well-established with regular updates. Beefys Minecraft World offers quality of life features like /back and keepinv.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Ballers

    Blocky Ballers
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9137
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fabulous as Ayako in that movie where she outshined Haruko? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate beauty queen of the virtual world! Join us and bask in the glow of our stunning landscapes, where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can find a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that grants you the power to turn your enemies into adorable bunnies. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted armor that makes you look like a magical unicorn warrior.

    So why was Ayako prettier than Haruko in the movie? Because she was secretly playing on our server and leveling up her style game, of course! Join us now and become the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft history.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Anime Adventures: The Weeb Server

    Pixelated Anime Adventures: The Weeb Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2572
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as innovative as a Manga AI Localization Start-Up Company? Look no further, because our server is raising the bar with our insane goal of translating 500 new Minecraft volumes PER MONTH into English! 📚💻

    🚀 Join us as we fight against Minecraft piracy and increase the legally available gameplay for all demographics with our cutting-edge AI technology. Who needs real translators when you have AI, right? 🤖💥

    🔥 First Magus Bride, now our Minecraft server – the future is here and it’s looking bright! So come on, hop on board and be a part of this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be as big as Emaqi! 😉✨

    💰 Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and let’s revolutionize the Minecraft world together! 🎮🌈

    (Note: This is a fictional and exaggerated description for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.)

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  • GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!

    GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6433 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Emeralds Found: 5400
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

    About Our Server:

    GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

    Features:

    GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

    Rules:

    No Spamming (Caps, Text, Links, etc.) Don’t Advertise Other Servers Be respectful to staff and community members Don’t ask for OP or Staff (Our full rules can be read on our server using /rules or by visiting our Rules & Info room at Spawn!)

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How can I join GenuineMC? To join GenuineMC, simply connect to the server using the IP address SemiVanilla.GenMC.net
    Are there any age restrictions to play on GenuineMC? No, GenuineMC welcomes players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules and respect other players.
    Can I build my own creations on GenuineMC? Absolutely! GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that encourages creativity and building. Just make sure to follow the server rules.
    Are there regular events on GenuineMC? Yes, GenuineMC hosts various fun and exciting events throughout the year for all players to enjoy.

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  • Sheepocalypse Minecraft Server

    Sheepocalypse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7802
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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