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Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	244	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Ban, banner, description, GIF, LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

c3.vanilla-box.ru

Larper’s Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, depression, Larper, LARPers, Larping, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	103	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Officially Entered Minecraft SMP Evangelion Timeline

Angels, Anime, Asuka Langley Soryu, dystopian, Entered, Eva Unit 00, Eva Unit 01, Eva Unit 02, evangelion, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, officially, Psychological, Rei Ayanami, science fiction, Shinji Ikari, smp, Third Impact, Timeline

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	2788
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have officially entered the Evangelion timeline! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, we’re here to pilot giant mechs and battle against otherworldly creatures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off massive angels with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword. Who needs armor when you have the power of friendship and giant robot suits, am I right?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create our own Eva units. Who knows, you might just be the chosen one to pilot one of these bad boys and save the world from impending doom.

So come join us on this wild ride through the Evangelion timeline, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few giant monsters trying to destroy everything you hold dear). See you on the battlefield, fellow pilot!

DarkLight

Adventure, city, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Npcs, Parkour, Pixelart, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	3550
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Can you rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and rule the leaderboards? Welcome to DarkLight; the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft 1.21.1! As an inmate, you’ll grind, mine, and quest to climb the ranks. With each new rank, access better resources, exclusive areas, and valuable shops.

139.99.136.69:25585

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, Server, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8685
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the ultimate virtual revenge experience! Our special program will have you seeking revenge like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events, such as “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you’ll uncover hidden secrets, or “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem” where chaos reigns supreme.

And don’t forget about our exclusive assistant program, “En-Nah,” where you’ll have a virtual assistant at your fingertips. Need help in combat simulation? Join our “Data Bounty” event and show off your skills.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeem our exclusive in-game codes for special gifts and access to even more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

BaeCraft Minecraft SMP: Girls from /b/ that you want more of

b.., BaeCraft, from /b/, from /b/ that, Girls, girls from, girls from /b/, girls you want, long tail, Minecraft, more, more of, more of girls, OF girls, of girls from, smp, tags, that you want, Want, want more, you want more

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8526	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	8889	Void Gems Collected:	13
New Chunks Explored:	60460	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls from /b/ that you won’t be able to resist! These ladies are not your average Minecraft players – they are skilled builders, expert PvPers, and have a wicked sense of humor.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!

BurnSmp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival Multiplayer Crossplay Community Discord Creations Adventures PC Console Mobile Vibrant Chat Builds Challenges Alliances Imagination Forge Conquer Thriving Unleash, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	955
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to BurnSMP! Dive into an epic survival multiplayer experience where creativity knows no bounds! BurnSMP is a crossplay server, allowing players from all devices that support official Minecraft to join the fun. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to explore, build, and embark on adventures together. Join our vibrant Discord server to chat with fellow members, share your creations, and coordinate gameplay with friends. Here, everyone can contribute to a thriving world filled with exciting challenges, unique builds, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unleash your imagination in BurnSMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create! Join us today!

167.114.34.254:25585

MelonSurvival

4000 blocks, active owners, avoid raiding, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Growing, hard mode, No Griefing, No Hacks, Players, PvP, Raiding, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

MelonSurvival is a semi-vanilla survival server on 1.21.1, with a chill and growing community. We look forward to playing with you!

Bedrock info: melonsurvival.minecraft.best port:19132

melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Bedroom Climber Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, Bedrooms, Boundaries, climber, Climbing, Communication, consent, controversial, DATING, ETHICAL, FANTASY, Fiction, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, non-rapist, Reality, relationships, romantic interests, Server, STALKING, trope, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Looking for a server where you can build a castle made entirely of cake? We’ve got you covered. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got that too. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, it’s filled with endless possibilities and questionable physics.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where the bravest players can mount the fearsome beast and ride it into the sunset. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. It’s out there somewhere, waiting for a brave adventurer like you to claim it.

Genuine Thoughts On The Republic Of China (Taiwan) Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, chinese culture, cross-strait relations, Democracy, democracy in asia, diplomatic recognition., east asia, freedom, genuine, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence movement, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, Republic, Republic of China, sino-taiwanese relations, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Taipei, taiwan, Thoughts

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	2019

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride through the Republic of China (Taiwan) where alliances are made and broken, wars are waged over the last block of diamond ore, and secret underground bases are filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a creeper named Carl. Will they live happily ever after or will their love be doomed by the meddling players? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.