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HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, CraftyHub, Disappointment, family tradition, feeling conflicted, gift giving, guilt justified, hurt feelings, important occasions, Meaningful gestures, neglected, NoGifts1stAnniv, petty behavior, prioritizing spouse, relationship struggles, rocky marriage, sullen reaction, ungrateful, wedding anniversary, wedding day let down

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!

Jobless WorldMC

10. Jobs without purpose, 11. Jobs with no significance, 12. Jobs that can disappear, 13. Jobs that won’t be missed, 14. Jobs that are expendable, 15. Jobs that are irrelevant, 16. Jobs that are dispensable, 17. Jobs that are unimportant, 18. Jobs that are obsolete, 19. Jobs that are unnecessary, 2. Unnecessary occupations, 20. Jobs that have no impact., 3. Irrelevant professions, 4. Jobs with no impact, 5. Non-essential roles, 6. Inconsequential careers, 7. Superfluous positions, 8. Useless employment, 9. Jobs that don’t matter, Jobless, Redundant jobs, WorldMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a job that completely stopped existing. And do you know what happened? Absolutely nothing! That’s right, the world kept on spinning like nothing had ever happened. But on our server, every job is crucial to the survival of our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic!

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find diamonds the size of your head, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZionCraft – Blame it on the Creepers

Algeria, algerian, anti-semitism, Backlash, Blame, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, LGBTQ, Media, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, Olympic delegation, olympics, Politics, Social Issues, sports, trans controversy, ZioNCraft, Zionist conspiracy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	2548	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the Algerian Olympic delegation is blaming all the trans controversy on a freakin’ ‘Zionist conspiracy’! Like, what even is that, amirite? But like, don’t worry, on this server, we don’t care about any of that drama, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? Plus, we got this legendary story where a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a giant zombie boss, it was like, so epic, bro. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventures ever, cuz why not, right? Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

Welcome to LEGACY OF ERIS: Where Villagers are the real players and creepers fear us! Join our madness today!

admins, application, Biomes, Blacksmiths, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Discord, Eris, fear, fertility, Goddess, Gods, herdsmen, Interaction, inventors, Join, Legacy, Lore, madness, mages, Magic, Merchants, Minecraft, Players, real, Roleplay, scholars, Semi Vanilla, Server, Settlers, smp, Story, Structures, teamwork, Today, villagers, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

House	Description
House of Bernai	Founded by wealthy merchants
House of Artisia	Founded by scholars and mages
House of Luminus	Founded by master blacksmiths and inventors
House of Gord	Founded by herdsmen with prowess in battle
House of Leria	Founded by settlers with fertile land

FAQ

How do I join the Legacy of Eris server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord server and fill out an application. The Discord link is: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the gameplay like on the Legacy of Eris server?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival roleplay server with a focus on filling life and magic into the game. Players will be apart of one of the Great Houses and interact with each other to explore and create within the world.

Can I create my own house on the server?

At this time, players are encouraged to join one of the existing Great Houses. Creating new houses may be considered in the future, but for now, we want to build strong communities within the existing houses.

What kind of lore and structures can I expect to find in the world?

The world of Legacy of Eris is filled with lore, structures, new biomes, and currency to make the world come alive. Each Great House has its own backstory and unique features that players can explore and interact with.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While the server encourages roleplay and creativity, there are some basic rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. These rules will be explained in detail once you join the server.

How can I get involved in events or storylines on the server?

Events and storylines are regularly organized by the admins and community members. By actively participating in the server and engaging with other players, you can become a part of these events and storylines.

Minecraft server: TekkenCraft /tekgen/

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, TekkenCraft, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3764	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Glicko2 rating system will match you with players who are equally as skilled as you, ensuring fair and balanced gameplay. No more getting wrecked by noobs or pros, you’ll be right in your element.

2. Forget about boring old terminology, we have our own wacky language that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who needs normal words when you can have jargon?

3. Our Tekken 8 Character Overviews will have you mastering every fighter in no time. Want to know the ins and outs of each character? We got you covered with detailed guides that will make you a Tekken master.

4. Important combos and moves for each character? Check. We’ve got spreadsheets that will have you pulling off insane combos and moves that will leave your opponents in awe.

5. Need to brush up on your fundamentals? Our guide will have you dominating the competition with ease. From basic moves to advanced strategies, you’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DaveFromTheTopRope Minecraft SMP

Analysis, critique, Dave, Dave Meltzer, DaveFromTheTopRope, Minecraft, opinion, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, Top Rope, uncle Meltz, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling news, Wrestling Podcast, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	6938	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a wacky world where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and you’ll get to witness Uncle Meltz, the resident llama farmer, debate the meaning of life with a group of chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive swine?

So come on, join us and see if you agree with Uncle Meltz’s wild theories and embark on crazy adventures unlike anything you’ve experienced in Minecraft before!

TransCraft: No BF, Just Dirt

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Dirt, Empathy, friendship, growth, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal hygiene, perspective, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, TransCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics!

Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!

But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.

Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Beats & Bedrock Grooves

beats, bedrock, blocky, grooves

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some sexy tunes? Look no further than our server! We have the perfect playlist for getting it on in the virtual world. From romantic ballads to hardcore metal, we’ve got you covered. Join us now and get ready to rock your block off!

MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation

Canada, Canadian, Canadian embassy, crisis management., Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, diplomatic staff, emergency response, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation plan, families, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, MapleCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Report, Safety, SECURITY, Server, travel advisory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.

secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.

also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.