Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!
So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!
We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.
Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!
we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?
our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.
so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!
| Server Features | Destroyed city setting |
|---|---|
| Map Size | 2.5k distance |
| Claims Protection | Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Helpers Needed | Looking for helpers and suggestions |
| Server Restarts | Frequent restarts as things are ironed out |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How big is the map? | The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay |
| Is there claims protection? | Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Are helpers needed? | Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions |
| How often are server restarts? | There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out |