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MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2055

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

DV Raids

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

[BETA] PvP – Raids – Factions – No Pay To Win – 1.20.1 Backwards Compatible – Top Faction Cash Prize at the end of the season. Tired of modern faction servers that are filled with p2w ranks that overshadow the gameplay of O.G. factions? Well look no further, we’re bringing back the good old gameplay from the past. [NEW RELEASE… STILL IN BETA][Looking for staff]

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HetzMC.EU

Adventure, Community, Creative, Earth, Economy, EU, Experience, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, HetzMC, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2073	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	7609	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hello and welcome to HetzMC.EU!

On this server you can play many different game modes; for example: Practice, SkyBlock, World, and much more. There is something for everyone to discover and experience.

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Prime Kingdom: Where the Only Thing Vanilla is the Ice Cream. Hermitcraft-like server for fun and shenanigans. Join the chaos now!

16+, AFKDisplay, Anti Enderman Grief, Armor statues, Chaos, coordinates hud, cream, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon drops elytra, Fun, gem villagers, Hermitcraft-like, Hermitcraftlike, Ice, java, Join, Kingdom, Lore, more mob heads, Mostly-Europe, Multiplayer Sleep, Netherportal coords, Prime, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Storyline, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1567
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Prime Kingdom Minecraft Server
Welcome to Prime Kingdom! We are a close-knit Minecraft community looking for new players to join us in our upcoming season. Join us for a vanilla experience with a few added datapacks for extra fun. Our community values equality and collaboration, so come be a part of our wonderful world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Prime Kingdom established?	Prime Kingdom was established in 2020 at the start of the pandemic.
What kind of experience can I expect on Prime Kingdom?	We aim to provide a strong vanilla experience with a few select datapacks for added fun.
What are the rules on Prime Kingdom?	Use common sense, no stealing or griefing, no cheating. Discrimination is not tolerated. Follow the gentleman rule and fix any damage you cause.
Who is welcome to join Prime Kingdom?	Everyone is welcome – young, old, new players, experienced players, and even creatures beyond imagination. As long as you are active and mature, you are welcome in our community.
How can I join Prime Kingdom?	Fill out the application form linked here and one of the moderators will contact you.

Fresh Scented Minecraft Server

bath time, Body Care, body wash, clean, clean scent, clean skin, feeling good, Fragrance, Fresh, good hygiene, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, nice smell, personal hygiene, Refreshing, SCENTED, self-care, Server, Shampoo, showered, smell good, soap

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	3963	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict hygiene policy! We even have a virtual shower plugin where your character can lather up and smell fresh as a daisy. Join us and experience the sweet scent of success (and soap) as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

Invasion of Minecraft SMP Land

Apocalypse, battle, Chaos, Conquer, Country, dark forces, Destruction, Dystopia, enemies, Epic, epic battle, FANTASY, Fighting, Hordes, Invasion, Land, Minecraft, Nurgle, Real World, resistance, smp, Survival, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of defending our virtual country from a possible invasion by the evil Nurgle and his hordes! Our land is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to become a legendary hero in the virtual world. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and get ready to fight for glory and honor in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

DateCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Bad Luck, coffee date, Communication, Connection, Conversation, crossed a line, customer survey, DateCraft, DATING, Depressed, Friends, inappropriate, INSULTED, Loser, Minecraft, relationships, Server, single, Spark, third wheel, Tinder

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6429
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a “depressed single loser” like our friend here? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your dating woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who understand your struggles.

Just like how our friend here tried to get feedback from his date, you can also seek advice from our friendly community on how to level up your game both in Minecraft and in the dating world. Who knows, you might even find your player 2 while building your dream castle together!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where anything is possible, even finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential soulmates waiting to be discovered? See you in the game, lovebirds!

Mom’s BF, No Sleepover!

moms, sleepover

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Farms Harvested:	696	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with shady characters like Sal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos of the real world. No more worrying about loud noises or beer smells triggering traumatic memories – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, on our server, you can meet new friends like Jack (minus all the baggage) and create lasting memories together. So why wait? Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!

GrownUpGamerMC SMP

Adulthood, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood reflection, adulting, adulting accomplishments, adulting achievements, Adulting challenges, adulting experiences, adulting lessons, adulting moments, adulting struggles, Coming of Age, growing up, GrownUpGamerMC, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, realization, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reliance, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	1242
Farms Harvested:	696	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive with a bunch of crazy players? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and let your inner child run wild.

We’ve got secret underground bases, epic battles with dragons, and even a rumor of a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Adulting: The Ultimate Letdown

adult life letdowns, adulthood letdowns, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting disappointments, adulting disillusionment, adulting fails, adulting frustrations, adulting letdowns, adulting misconceptions, adulting realities, adulting struggles, childhood expectations, disappointing adulthood, disillusioned with adulthood, disillusionment with growing up, expectations vs reality, fun vs reality, growing up disappointments, letdown, Ultimate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and want to escape to a world where you can let your inner child run wild? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our weekly karaoke nights.

So why waste your time on boring adult stuff when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Attractive Men Get Rich – Minecraft

attractive, attractive men, attractiveness, Behavior, DATING, faces, financial decisions, gender differences, Generosity, Giving, Human nature, Interest, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, Psychology, relationships, research, Rich, social interactions, societal norms, study, VOICES, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so like, this server is like, the hottest dude of all servers. if you got an attractive face and a sexy voice, you gonna be swimming in diamonds, bro. like, the ladies be throwing money at you like it’s raining emeralds.

imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.

not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.

so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.