processed meat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Meat Lovers’ Brain Drain
bacon, bologna, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia, dementia risk, diet, Drain, health, long-term study, Lovers, meat, meat consumption, nutrition, processed meat, processed meat consumption, red meat, red meat consumption, Risk, SAUSAGE, study
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna keep your brain cells intact and avoid turning into a zombie villager, then you gotta join our EPIC Minecraft server! We got all the red meat haters up in here, making sure you stay sharp and focused while you mine and craft your way to victory.
Forget about those other servers that serve up nothing but bacon and sausage, we’re all about that veggie power to keep your mind clear and your reflexes quick. Trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve over there who ate one too many pork chops and now he can’t even remember how to make a crafting table.
So come on down to our server and join the veggie revolution! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be building the coolest creations in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays here on the weekends. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

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BurgerBlockers
bad service, bland, burger, BurgerBlockers, Burnt, condiments, disappointing meal, DRY, fast food, food poisoning, frozen patty, greasy, lack of seasoning, overcooked, poor quality ingredients, processed meat, ruined experience, soggy bun, toppings, undercooked, Unhealthy
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is home to the most mischievous group of players who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other. One time, someone replaced all the cows in the game with pigs, just to see the chaos unfold. Another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and claimed it was the server’s new mascot.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks to a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, you never know what you’ll come across on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

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BoopNet Skyfactory 4
Adventure, Automating, BoopNet, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Explore, Exploring, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Skyblock Adventure, skyblock server, SkyFactory 4, Survival
Join Today:
Server IP: boopnet.gg Discord: http://boopnet.gg/discord Your skyblock adventure is waiting – start building, automating, and exploring with us today!
sf4.boopnet.gg

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Strongest Jojo character Minecraft server
Anime, battle, Character, diamond is unbreakable, Dio Brando, epic showdown, Giorno Giovanna, Golden wind, Joestar bloodline, jojo, Jojo antagonist, Jojo protagonist, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, Server, Stand User, Standless, Standless Jojo character, Strongest, Strongest Jojo character, supernatural abilities, ultimate power, Yoshikage Kira
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are questioning why they don’t have a Stand like the rest of us! Join us for epic battles against creepers with supernatural powers, where you’ll need more than just a diamond sword to survive.
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The Nether is filled with dancing skeletons and lava that turns into chocolate milk when you least expect it. And if you dare to venture into the End, you might just come face to face with a dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as the game itself? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the most ordinary players are extraordinary.

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>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP
DEFEND, Generate, gtstar, list, long tail, Minecraft, SEPARATE, shitters, smp, star, tags, this.., up to 20
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

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McAllies
admins, Chicago, CST, dedicated machine., Hardcore, map 2, Mcallies, Minecraft, Moderators, November 22nd, Plugins, PvP, Release, Server, Soup Hardcore, Sugarcane Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, xPure_Gaming
McAllies is a Minecraft server that delivers exhilarating Soup Hardcore Survival PvP with a Sugarcane Economy. Our server utilizes a combination of custom-built and publicly available plugins.
Map 2 releases on November 22nd at 7pm CST.
McAllies is managed by xPure_Gaming and a dedicated team of passionate admins and moderators. We proudly host our server on a dedicated machine located in Chicago.
mcallies.com

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TribeCraft Minecraft Server
Fun, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, tribbing, TribeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tribbing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, tribbing like there’s no tomorrow. Our community is filled with players who love to get down and dirty in the most hilarious ways possible.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dance party every Saturday night at the virtual club in the server. Get ready to bust a move with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves while wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild, hilarious, and totally absurd adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Real Name Reveal Minecraft SMP
#revelation, backstory, Character, Character development, discovery, Existence, hidden past, Identity, long lost, Minecraft, Mystery, personal history, plot twist, real, real name, Reveal, secret, smp, storytelling, Surprise, unexpected, unknown, Unveiling
Are you tired of living in the shadows with a fake name? Join our Minecraft SMP and finally reveal your true identity after 30+ years of hiding! Our server is filled with secret agents, undercover spies, and double agents just waiting to expose their true selves. Who knows, you might even discover that your best friend is actually a top-secret government operative in disguise! Join now and uncover the truth behind your mysterious past in the most hilarious way possible!

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LegacySMP
Bravery, challenge, Chaos, Conquest, Currency, DOMINANCE, Domination, Economy, Empire, Griefing, Ip:, legend, Loot, loot stealing, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Shop, Trade, Vanilla
LegacySMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Economy PvP Server
Get Ready for a Thrilling Adventure! Build Your Empire by Creating your own shop, earn money, and dominate the economy! Trade with other players and rise to the top. PvP is Always ON: Ready for a challenge? PvP is enabled everywhere fight, loot, and conquer other players bases! Griefing Allowed: Build or destroy this is a world where nothing is safe! Claim your land or risk being raided! Custom Economy System Earn currency through jobs, quests, or by selling your loot and items to other player Huge Rewards for Dominance Get rich, become a legend, and earn incredible rewards by taking down the strongest players and stealing their loot!
Are you brave enough to take on the chaos? Server IP: Legacysmp.shockbyte.club Join now and start building your empire but watch your back! Everyone’s out for the loot.
LegacySMP.shockbyte.club:24880

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forsemine server Minecraft
Adventure, Bed wars, Community, Creative, forsemine, forsemine server, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Vanilla
The owner of the server “forsemine” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bullet Train Project Minecraft Server
$30 billion, bullet, Bullet Train Project, change in project norms, completion date, delayed, high-speed rail, India, India government, Japan HSR project, Japanese Shinkansen Trains, Japanese suppliers, jv, land acquisition, local constraints, Minecraft, negotiations, Pricing, Project, project norms, proposed cost, rising costs, Server, technical norms, terms, Train
Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have the most epic high speed rail system that will blow your mind! Forget about importing trains from Japan, we have our own custom-built Shinkansen trains that will zoom past your wildest expectations.
Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.
And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!

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Tickle Tickle, LOL Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!

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