Processed Foods MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, Soda, convenience foods, obesity

Yo, dude, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got foods & drinks that will blow your mind, like seriously. You know why adults be overdoing it on saturated fat & added sugar? It’s cuz of all the cheese & soda they be chompin’ on. But wait, there’s more! We got other sources of these bad boys that will make you go “whaaaat?!”

So like, if you wanna know why it’s so dang hard to limit fat & sugar to 10% of your daily calories, then you gotta come hang with us on this server. We’ll show you a whole new world of food and drink that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍔🥤 #MinecraftMadness

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FoodieFailsMC

unhealthy eating habits, processed foods, unhealthy choices, detrimental foods, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

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Sodium-Free Survival

Marketing, chlorine levels, nutrition, chlorine reduction, sodium content

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

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UltraProcessedUK

deprived backgrounds, UltraProcessedUK, public health, UPFs, European Journal of Nutrition

yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

slow metabolism, poor sleep habits, unhealthy eating habits, body image issues, lack of self-discipline

Are you tired of being judged for your love of cake and cookies in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things chonky! Join us for epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of snacks). Our community is full of fellow food enthusiasts who will support you on your quest to build the biggest, most delicious structures in the game. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that being a little extra thicc is nothing to be ashamed of!

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NoMoreCreeperCakes

balance, Junk Food, habits, self improvement, processed foods

If you could tell your 30 year old self to cut one thing out of your diet, it would definitely be the dreaded Creeper Crunch! This explosive snack may seem tempting, but trust us, you don’t want to deal with the aftermath of a Creeper-induced explosion in your stomach. Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Creeper Crunch forever – your future self will thank you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited health and super speed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest food adventure of your virtual life!

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UltraPlantCraft

plant-based lifestyle, nutrition, diet and health, Whole Foods, plant-based snacks

come join our epic minecraft server where the plant foods are so ultra-processed, they make you do backflips in real life! seriously, one bite of our pixelated carrots and you’ll be doing cartwheels down the street. we’ve got so many health benefits disappearing, you’ll feel like a superhero with a tummy ache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready to have your mind blown (and your stomach rumbling)!

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TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

obesity, sedentary lifestyle, Minecraft, high sugar intake, TESTOSTERONE

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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Vanillaboxmc Minecraft server

The owner of the server “Vanillaboxmc” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zero.re.vanillaboxmc.ru

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The fridge

Land Claim, Minigames, Survival, Community, Economy

Step into The Fridge, where the community takes centre stage! It’s a laid-back, vanilla experience tailored for a more mature player base, spiced up with many exciting plugins. Join us as our community grows, friendships are formed, and epic events unfold. We’re all about keeping it cool and fun – no stress, just good vibes! The Fridge is always stocked with good times, so come chill with us!

The Fridge has many plugins to enhance the survival experience, adding skills, quests, breweries, pets, enchants and jobs, to name a few of our features. Our overworld, nether and end are all pregenerated in a 50k by 50k area, where you can explore, claim, and build. For the players who love building, we also have a creative server where you can perfect your builds and designs. In addition, we also have 15+ fun minigames to participate in, including parkour, mazes, bedwars, hide and seek, and more!

play.thefridge.uk

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