we got players who went from being chubby noobs to slim pro gamers just by eating less junk food in the game! 🎮🍟
imagine mining for diamonds with a salad in hand, feeling light and energized as you conquer the virtual world! 🥗💎
join us now and level up your health and mood while building the ultimate pixelated empire! 🌟🏰 #healthylivingminecraftstyle 😜🎮
Join our server and you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers, a pet zombie that does your homework for you, and a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and the dankest memes.
And don’t even get me started on the food, man. We got carrots that make you run faster than Usain Bolt, potatoes that give you super strength, and cake that makes you invincible. It’s like a buffet of epicness, but with pixelated pixels instead of real food.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is even better. Let’s do this, gamers!
we got rankings for all the foods so you can make sure you’re getting the best fuel for your gaming sessions. need some extra energy for that intense pvp battle? grab a snack from our database and dominate the competition!
plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. ever wanted to fight a dragon made out of cheese? well, now you can on our server!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the snacking begin!
Imagine this: You and your friends logging on to our server, ready to explore the vast world we’ve created. Suddenly, a message pops up in the chat – “Lisa has found diamonds!” Yes, that’s right, Lisa from the army has struck gold (or should we say, diamond) and she’s ready to share her loot with the whole server!
But wait, there’s more! Lisa’s partner, who is deployed in a far-off land, has sent a special surprise for everyone to enjoy. Can you guess what it is? Hint: it’s not a baby announcement, but it’s definitely explosive!
Join us for a housewarming party like no other, where the only awkward moments are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a horde of zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server. See you there!
Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.
Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!
imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Datapacks | VanillaTweaks |
| Plugins | EssentialsX |
| Commands | /tpa, /home, /rtp |
| Community | Active and helpful |
| Events | Build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races |
| Griefing Policy | Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed |
| PvP | Combat is allowed |
No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on our server.
The JAVA IP is freakycraft.mynetgear.com and the BEDROCK IP is also freakycraft.mynetgear.com with the BEDROCK PORT being 19132.
Yes, PvP combat is allowed on our server.
You can join the server by using the JAVA IP or BEDROCK IP provided above.
Yes, we have rules regarding griefing and stealing from bases. Please make sure to read and follow the server rules.
Yes, you can join our Discord server by using the link provided above.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mococo and Fuwawa, two doggo divas who will serenade you with their enchanting songs and entertain you with their hilarious antics. You won’t find a more entertaining duo anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have exclusive baubau-related content that will have you howling with laughter. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and unleash your inner doggo spirit! Who knows, you might even become the alpha dog of the server and lead the pack to victory. Woof woof!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. Need help building a giant chicken statue? No problem. Want to start a llama racing league? We’ve got you covered. The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a skyblock world too).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures? Join now and find out!
Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.