Processed Food – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

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AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy eating habits and active lifestyles! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called a heartless sister for wanting your brother to “starve” ever again.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to air fry your fries instead of deep frying them, just like in the real world. But be careful, because your character can always tell when they are air fried and might reject them!

We also have a mini-game where you have to provide cookies and milk for snacks to an obese child, but if they don’t want them, you might just be accused of “starving” them. It’s a wild ride of emotions and family drama, just like in the story above!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own sanity and family dynamics, join us now! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a way of life.

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SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

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Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

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Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our food is poison! That’s right, forget about boring old steak and carrots, on our server, you’ll be chowing down on toxic treats that will have you seeing rainbows in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

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SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

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MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

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Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

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A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

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GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

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CarbonCrazyCrafts

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so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!

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Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!

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Astral Pixelmon

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items through custom crates
Adult Owned	Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise
Pokebags	Special bags holding random items and Pokemon
Pixelmon Raids	Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together
Gambling	Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance
Timber Mod	Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for gathering resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items
Gym Leaders	Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards
GTS	Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

Question: Is the server suitable for children?

Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Question: Are there any rules on the server?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.

For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the blocks are endless and the adventures are insane! Join us if you want to experience the craziest virtual world ever created.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find this village, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited diamonds and gold!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a giant slime or a fire-breathing dragon. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire in Minecraft?!

Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy mountains, candy rivers, even candy creepers! It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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HolyBasedCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because HOLY BASED is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can do the Chicken Dance perfectly.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon, where players ride on flying llamas armed with enchanted swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY BASED and experience Minecraft like never before!

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