proceed with caution Minecraft Servers

proceed with caution Minecraft Servers

  • Caution: May Cause Addiction

    Caution: May Cause Addiction
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3286
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4331
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

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    If your life had a warning label, it would probably say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines.” But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the unexpected and encourage all players to break out their best dance moves while mining for diamonds.

    Join us on this wacky server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the creepers throw surprise birthday parties (with explosive results), and the villagers have a secret underground disco club. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you can find it, you’ll gain the power to turn all the zombies into friendly unicorns who will follow you around and serenade you with sweet melodies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

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  • Caution: May cause excessive mining and crafting

    Caution: May cause excessive mining and crafting
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If people came with a warning label, mine would say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines at any given moment.” But enough about me, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a virtual playground for all the crazies out there!

    Join our server if you want to embark on wild adventures with a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our enchanted waters and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will teach you how to speak dolphin. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner weirdo run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • Caution: May cause addiction

    Caution: May cause addiction
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6038
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

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  • Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9793
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Farms Harvested: 314
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!

    HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6777
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5812 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of hilarious hags who will keep you on your toes with their crazy antics. From turning players into chickens to hiding diamond ore in the most random places, these hags will make sure you never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!

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  • SnackAttack_MinecraftSMP

    SnackAttack_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8627
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only guilty pleasure is eating a golden apple? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in some truly outrageous guilty pleasures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into other players’ bases to steal their stash of enchanted golden carrots, or maybe you prefer to prank your friends by replacing all their wheat with poisonous potatoes. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but cake blocks guarded by a herd of angry cows. Will you be brave enough to face the bovine guardians and claim your sugary prize?

    So if you’re ready to take your guilty pleasures to the next level and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and maybe a few unexpected surprises along the way.

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  • SnapcraftMC

    SnapcraftMC
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9416
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our server is here to push you to your breaking point in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server more chaotic and entertaining than this one. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep your cool in the face of absolute mayhem!

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  • KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

    KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 3391
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5818 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • Halcyon SMP

    Halcyon SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89

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    Welcome to Halcyon SMP!!!

    What we offer: Great Gameplay Friendly Community Tons of Custom Features Weekly Events Cheap Shops Organized Economy And many more!!!

    Info: Java – (1.8 – Latest) Bedrock – (1.20.6 – Latest)

    147.28.175.139:19882

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  • Rift-Bound Realms: The Modded Roleplay Server for Adults who are Still Whitelisted

    Rift-Bound Realms: The Modded Roleplay Server for Adults who are Still Whitelisted
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crops Grown: 3187
    Dimension Hops: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6231 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

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    Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) – Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) is a medieval fantasy roleplay Minecraft server with custom curated modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2. Explore a fantastical world, driven by player lore, with locational voice chat, realistic player-driven economy, and the ability to form nations with complex cultures.

    Features:

    Feature Description
    Locational Voice Chat Communication feature allowing voice chat based on player location.
    Player-Driven Lore Immerse yourself in a world shaped by player interactions and stories.
    Realistic Economy Engage in trade and commerce with a player-driven economy system.
    Active Staff Supportive admin and mod team to ensure a smooth gameplay experience.

    The Lore:

    Embark on a journey in a new world born from Odyssia, where you can choose your path—be it as a scholar uncovering mysteries or as a powerful empire leader. Select from custom races, explore dungeons, and forge alliances to shape the realm as you desire.

    Join Us:

    If this piques your interest, join our Discord server for more information on how to join: Join Discord

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to players of all ages? The server is currently limited to players aged 18 and above.
    Can I create my own faction on the server? Yes, players have the ability to create and lead their own factions.
    Are there rewards for referring new players to the server? Yes, for every 3 referrals, you will receive an in-game reward.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server and head to the “How to Join” channel for instructions.

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  • GawrCraft Minecraft Server

    GawrCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6897
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Emeralds Found: 5569
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by none other than Gawr Gura herself! That’s right, the shark queen of the internet is here to guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like underwater building competitions where you have to construct an entire city at the bottom of the ocean. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Shark Week” celebration, where we all dress up as sharks and go on a rampage through the virtual seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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  • /waifu/ SMP – MineYourWaifu

    /waifu/ SMP – MineYourWaifu
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1706
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.

    We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.

    Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.

    Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.

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  • MoveOutOrMineCraftServer

    MoveOutOrMineCraftServer
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3076
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without any annoying siblings crashing in!

    Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing a house with a brother who never cleans and calls you names. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any financial burdens or family drama.

    Forget about paying $2,000 monthly for a house you can’t even enjoy in peace. On our server, you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky property taxes or mortgage payments.

    So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life worries holding you back. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama and financial struggles!

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  • FlowerBoy vs FlowerGirl Wedding Wars

    FlowerBoy vs FlowerGirl Wedding Wars
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5976
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9116 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Farms Harvested: 217 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flower boys reign supreme!

    Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up as a pretty flower boy and help make the virtual wedding ceremony extra special. Who needs traditional roles when you can have a flower boy stealing the show?

    But wait, there’s more drama than a soap opera on this server! Meet our non-bio nephew, who is as real to us as any blood relative. His backstory is more complicated than a telenovela, but one thing is for sure – we would lay down our virtual lives for him in a heartbeat.

    And don’t forget about the family drama! Our server is filled with feuds and arguments over who should have been asked to be the flower girl instead. Will you stand up for the flower boy or join the side of the outraged sister demanding traditional roles?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where flower boys, family drama, and virtual weddings collide in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew a simple flower boy could cause so much chaos?

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