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Caution: May Cause Addiction

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

If your life had a warning label, it would probably say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines.” But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the unexpected and encourage all players to break out their best dance moves while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this wacky server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the creepers throw surprise birthday parties (with explosive results), and the villagers have a secret underground disco club. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you can find it, you’ll gain the power to turn all the zombies into friendly unicorns who will follow you around and serenade you with sweet melodies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

Caution: May cause excessive mining and crafting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	1109	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

If people came with a warning label, mine would say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines at any given moment.” But enough about me, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a virtual playground for all the crazies out there!

Join our server if you want to embark on wild adventures with a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our enchanted waters and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will teach you how to speak dolphin. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner weirdo run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	141
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	5736
Dimension Hops:	0	Star Shards Collected:	63

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Subculture Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	4387	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!