Procedures Minecraft Servers

Procedures Minecraft Servers

  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3659
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Dimension Hops: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

    AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3546
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 5770 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

    Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

    Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

    CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9222
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

    And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutoPilotCraft

    AutoPilotCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3493
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 340 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pilots are so well trained they spend most of their time operating on autopilot! fly through the skies and land in the most outrageous places, like on top of a giant chicken or inside a volcano! our pilots are so skilled they can even land on a moving target, like a flying pig or a speeding minecart! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become a master pilot on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!

    Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!

    Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos. Our community is made up of fearless warriors who aren’t afraid to take matters into their own hands. And hey, if you ever come across a sex criminal or someone committing crimes against nature, feel free to show them who’s boss by giving them a taste of our unique form of justice – forced sterilization and castration!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the crazier the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlsGoneCrafty Minecraft Server

    GirlsGoneCrafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6149
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9841 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ, so like, this server is like the bomb.com, just like how this Taliban dude wants Afghan girls to go back to school, we want YOU to join our server and learn some epic Minecraft skills!

    We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our giant pixel art of a taco riding a unicorn.

    And the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks. You’ll make friends from all over the world and have epic adventures together, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a potato and a dream.

    So come join us and be part of something special, just like Afghan girls getting their education back. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneRumble2024

    RedstoneRumble2024
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3710
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the stakes are higher than russia’s soldier count in 2024? well, u found it! our server is so intense, u will lose more virtual soldiers than russia did in the past two years combined! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, our commander-in-chief is actually a ukrainian war hero who will guide u through battles and lead u to victory. don’t miss out on this epic experience, join now and show russia who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6973
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Status Online Mode, no support for cracked accounts
    Supported Platform Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Community Established mature community with active players

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What makes BoredomSMP unique?

    A: We offer purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs, have a highly active community, proximity chat, grief recovery with CoreProtect, cosmetic only donations, and active staff support.

    Q: What can I expect from BoredomSMP?

    A: A close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with 20 TPS average, community projects, and freedom and acceptance for all players.

    Q: What are the server details?

    IP play.boredommc.com
    Creative World cr.boredommc.com (currently on 1.21.1, updating soon to 1.21.3)
    Version Java Edition [1.21.3+]
    Host Details 64GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 4TB SSD Storage
    Location Coventry, United Kingdom

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Otaku Oasis 1.20.3

    Otaku Oasis 1.20.3
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 302869 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 126
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Farms Harvested: 130
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, listen up! Are you tired of normies ruining your weeb paradise? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Forget about the mainstream, come join us where waifus are worshipped like the queens they are. We may be a little crazy, but that just adds to the fun! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner otaku and build a world where waifus reign supreme, then this server is the place for you. Join us now and let’s show the world that /a/ will never die!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft: AITA Edition

    MomCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6740
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your mom drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even some baby powder mishaps (but hopefully not).

    Our server is the perfect escape from family drama, especially if your mom is as clueless as the one in this story. We promise not to leave you stranded at school for hours or scream profanities at you (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).

    So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs a mom when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to watch your back? Let’s build, mine, and maybe even prank each other with baby powder (but please, let’s keep it to a minimum). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!

    ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 9684
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! Like, seriously, the other day I found a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only opens on full moons. It’s lit AF, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day from any griefers or trolls.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness, where every block you break could lead to a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn! What more could you ask for? Join now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyCraft: Society’s Struggle

    TrendyCraft: Society’s Struggle
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1476
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old society with its concerning trends and lack of excitement? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a world where the only trend is pure chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the outrageous antics of our players as they build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and hold dance parties with creepers. Who needs society when you can have this level of insanity and fun? Join us now and never look back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Moonbat

    Moonbat
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1376
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Creative Server
    No-griefing Survival SMP
    Griefing-enabled SMP
    Regular server updates
    Player events with survival rewards
    Added minigames like spleef

    FAQ

    What are the server IPs?

    The server IP is “moonbat.ddns.net”.

    What is the server version?

    The server is currently running on version 1.21.4.

    Are the SMP maps reset?

    Both SMP maps do not reset, so your progress is safe.

    Can I participate in player events?

    Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.

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  • Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2

    Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4036
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of craziness! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to find out why white women love shitskins, it’s the ultimate mystery waiting to be solved in blocky pixel form. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is where the party’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifeWeddingCrasher

    ExWifeWeddingCrasher
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4240
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3607 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Falling into the Void: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the bride invites her brother’s ex-wife, who just so happens to be the mother of her 8-year-old niece.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through the twists and turns of co-parenting, prison time, and new marriages all while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose to side with the bride and support her inclusive family values, or will you join forces with the brother and his new wife in their quest to keep the ex-wife away from the wedding?

    With drama at every turn and alliances being tested, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual altar. Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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