| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8190 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 79406 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1124 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2823 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4689 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3276 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2241 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 180 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4629 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7510 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1464 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5255 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
