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The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

ambulance, Body Temperature, Bridge.., Calmly, clothes, cold water, CONVINCING, deep river, drowning, ireland, kettlebells, method, Minecraft, naked, Odds, overdosing, painkillers, Police, populated area, Problems, psych ward, rationally, rescue, rope, smp, stores, SUICIDE, suicide method, Wrists

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Zombie Dances:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

city, clothes, Drugs, feeling, Flood, FloodedVacation, Food, Girlfriend, Job, Loser, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Overpriced, playing cs2, Problems, smoking weed, smp, Struggling, Therapist, Therapy, useless, vacation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3022
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

Bait, Consciousness, console, cope, coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Failure, full of myself, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Problems, prove a point, reason, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Stand, Stubborn, suffer, Suffering, vivid, well adjusted, willful ignorance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1642	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Items Found:	6246
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	907
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	2788	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

Ally, America, anti-semitism, belief system, Conflict, Conspiracy, extremism, foreign relations, influence, iran, Israel, Jewish actor, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Muslim, palestine, Politics, Problems, Propaganda, Server, vey

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6456	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

WarCraftedMC

civil war, country’s war, historical war, national war, the war, war analysis, war context, war conversation, war debate, war discussion, War History, war impact, war interpretation, war memory, war perspective, war reference, war reflection, war significance, war topic, WarCraftedMC, world war

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where every block is a weapon and every player is a soldier in the ultimate war for survival!

Join our server and experience epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, or go on the offensive and conquer other players’ lands. The choice is yours, but remember, only the strongest will survive in this war-torn world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary treasure that will grant unimaginable power to whoever can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Just remember, in this war, there are no respawns.

MenuMazeCraft

Artificial Intelligence, automated phone systems, Communication, creativity, customer service, efficiency, fortune, Frustration, innovation, interactive systems, listening carefully, long tail tags, menu options, MenuMazeCraft, problem solving, programming, random changes, software design, Technology, user experience, voice recognition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	864	Magic Crystals Found:	13

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got creepers dat explode confetti, pigs dat fly, n zombies dat dance thriller!!! u can build ur own house outta diamond blocks n ride a unicorn to battle da ender dragon!!! also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!!! so come on, join us n let’s make ur minecraft dreams come true!!!

CraftyWeightLoss & SmokeFree

active ingredient, chronic conditions, clinical trial, CraftyWeightLoss, diabetes management, drug therapy, health benefits, healthcare research, lifestyle changes, medication, new study, obesity treatment, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, quit smoking, semaglutide, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, tobacco use disorder, type 2 diabetes, Wegovy, weight loss

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you game, just like semaglutide in Wegovy and Ozempic! we have magical potions that make you run faster and jump higher, helping you shed those extra pounds as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is so addictive, it will help you quit smoking too! just log on and let the virtual world consume you, leaving your real life bad habits behind. with over 200,000 players already hooked, you don’t want to miss out on the fun. join now and start your journey to a healthier, smoke-free life!

DarkWinterRP

Clans, Community, Crafting, danger, Dark, dystopian, Factions, Future, gas masks, gun system, Hardcore, Light, Looting, Lore, metro 2033, Plugins, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, radiation, Roleplay, smelting, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2

***Inspired by the Metro 2033 games*** > *Fear the light. Fear the dark. Fear the future.* **What we Offer:**

play.darkwinterrp.co

Wilderness MC

armor, Economy, emerald economy, emeralds, Gear, legendary tools, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, old school, player-driven, player-driven economy, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Stats, Strongest, Survival, virtual balances, Wilderness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

*** IP: wilderness.mc.gg ***

WildernessMC is a mix of an old-school survival server twisted with a player driven economy focused on emeralds. That’s right! Rather than virtual balances, players can earn emeralds to collect legendary tools, armor, and other gear. McMMO also plays a huge role as players are encouraged to level their stats to become the strongest on the server!

135.148.137.57:25594

Hardrada’s Worldbuilding Extravaganza – Where chaos reigns and townies run amok!

alliances, Amok, Battles, Chaos, Cities, collaboration, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Empires, Events, EXTRAVAGANZA, Factions, Hardradas, Kingdoms, Legends, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, REIGNS, RUN, smp, Staff, townies, Trade, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Name	Hardrada Worldbuilding
Overview	Unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities for building empires, engaging in politics, and crafting stories.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire as you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team for a fair and enjoyable experience.
Player-Driven Stories: Shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration: Join like-minded players to build structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where choices matter.

Features

Economy and Trade: Player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Regular events, quests, and challenges for unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Strategic battles and wars, or focus on growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please connect with the provided server IP address in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. It is recommended to review the rules before joining.

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: While there is unparalleled freedom to build, please respect other players’ creations and follow any designated building guidelines.

Q: How can I get involved in player-driven stories?

A: Engage in diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and political intrigue to shape the server’s history and create legendary stories.

Q: Are there opportunities for collaboration with other players?

A: Yes, you can collaborate with like-minded players to build structures, create economies, and participate in events on the server.

Q: What makes the server’s world dynamic?

A: Player actions directly impact the world, creating a living environment where decisions matter and contribute to the evolving storyline.

ChainsawCraft Server

Believing, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, jumping the shark, long tail, save Part 2, Server, tags, team-up

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive rainbow sheep, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and riding on the backs of giant chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of Minecraft trivia.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the town. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Cultural differences, cute imouto, Dereru, family drama, FANTASY, forbidden love, humor, Jealousy, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, romance, Russia-go, Russian whore, sibling rivalry, sister complex, slice of life, smp, Tokidoki Bosotto, TokidokiAlya, Tonari no Alya-san

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

SnoozeCamCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Humiliation, husband, invasion of privacy, overreacting, personal space, posting photos, privacy, Respect, Sleeping, SnoozeCamCraft, social media, Trust, Ugly Pics, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mines Excavated:	4852	Players Killed by Monsters:	3058
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	287
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	81947
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).

Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

NutsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2911	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ores Mined:	855	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.