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  • The Cintra Realms

    The Cintra Realms

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    The Cintra Kingdoms

    A cool server with medieval vibes and fun stuff to do like missions and mini-games. No fancy stuff needed.

    When you first show up, just type in your name with the command:

    <p style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: white;">/Register password password</p>

    Yep, you gotta type your password twice in a row to sign up. Once you’re in, next time just start with:

    <p style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: white;">/Login Password</p>

    Got any issues getting in or need help? Just shoot an email to:

    <p style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: white;">[email protected]</p>

    lrdc.gnuhacker.org:25552

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  • Granny’s Got Package Problems!

    Granny’s Got Package Problems!

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    The Unholy Realms of Socktastrophe: A Minecraft Server of Myth and Madness

    Join Us, If You Dare Are you prepared to unearth the absurd while crafting your own chaotic legacy? Here in Socktastrophe, every block placed could lead to liberation or ruin! Descent into the pixelated madness where cozy socks harbor dark secrets, and familial squabbles morph into legendary quests!

    Unraveling the Chaos of Creation

    Something sinister lurks here—wrapped in wool and woven into the very fabric of our existence! This isn’t just another Minecraft server; it’s a philosophical debate on whether socks can actually be a weapon. We’ve transcended the norms of ordinary gameplay to stretch the limits of reality itself!

    Features of Unquestionable Significance

    Feature Description
    Sock Saga Quests Unearth legendary socks that hold unimaginable powers. Will they help you defeat the Sock Minotaur? Or are they harbingers of doom?
    Family Feud Mechanics Engage in epic battles addressing issues like chaos over sock-sharing—your in-game decisions echo the tumult of reality! Choose often and with care, for you may ignite the sock civil war!
    Mystifying Recipes Craft delectable sock-themed delicacies. Can a sock pie truly heal the heart, or is that just a conspiracy theory spawned by rogue villagers?
    Forbidden Dimensions Dare to enter the Sockverse—a parallel realm where discarded socks morph into monstrous entities, taunting your very existence!

    Seekers, please be warned:

    Players who delve too deeply into this realm may emerge irrevocably changed, their fists clenched against the injustice of laundry and familial expectations. Just last week, an adventurer lost their grip on reality—some say they now answer to the name "Socks McSockface".

    Conspiracies of the Unseen Forces

      • The Sock Illuminati: Tales of a secret society hoarding socks eternal.
      • Banned in 12 Countries: This server may or may not be under international scrutiny for sock-related heresy. Speculation mounts; we’ll never tell you why!
      • Reverse Sock Agriculture: Can you cultivate sock farms? Unlikely! But doesn’t that make it all the more appealing?

    Testimonials from the Mad and the Misunderstood

    "I thought I was joining a knitting server, and now I’m an interdimensional sock warrior! —Former Player, now a Dishonored Socksmith"

    "Who even knew socks could evoke such emotion? I now resent my grandma more than ever! —Eternal Explorer in Socktastrophe"

    FAQs (Factual Absurdities)

    Q: Are socks really just for warmth? A: Why not? But also, could they hold the secrets of the universe? You decide!

    Q: What happens if I don’t like socks? A: You will be judged—perhaps not by us but by the mysterious Sock Oracles that rove the land.

    Join the Socktastrophe Cult

    Only the bravest and wildest must enter, for here we unravel conspiracies, battle legendary beasts, and ponder the cosmic significance of wearing socks on a Tuesday. A simple click to join could tether your very soul to the sock-laden chaos! Are you ready to embrace the unpredictable?

    Step into the Pandora’s Box of Socktastrophe – Discover the secrets that lie between the seams!

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  • SympathyCraft – NoBlameZone

    SympathyCraft – NoBlameZone

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    lol imagine a minecraft server where incels can finally feel appreciated and understood. we got pigs that will listen to all your problems and creepers that will blow up anyone who tries to judge you. our community is full of sympathetic players who will always have your back, no matter how many times you die in lava. come join us and finally feel like you belong somewhere, where everyone gets you and your struggles. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold incel support group meetings every saturday. trust me, you won’t find a more welcoming and understanding server out there.

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  • TransMineChat: Period Problems LOL

    TransMineChat: Period Problems LOL

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone…unlike the situation with Nora and her roommates! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where you won’t have to worry about being labeled as “borderline transphobic” for simply trying to keep the conversation on track.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or accusations of bigotry here. So come on in and build your dream block castle without the fear of being judged for not understanding someone else’s struggles with stomach cramps during their period.

    Join us now and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our epic Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

    UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

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    Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

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  • Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

    On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

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  • Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

    Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

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    yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

    we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

    we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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  • The Idiots

    The Idiots

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    Vanilla survival server stealing is allowed but frowned upon. Server is still new so may be some problems with it please let server owners know if u find any.

    46.4.77.122:25594

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Empathy Haven 1.21.1

    Empathy Haven 1.21.1

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    Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape all that real life cringe and just vibe with some blocky pixels, ya feel me?

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your fellow gamers in ways you never thought possible.

    Forget about those awkward moments when people try to relate to your struggles, here you can just be your derpy self and no one will judge you.

    So come on, join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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