Problematic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftyZelenskyy

source, Problematic, zelenskyy, Trade, SIGNING

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and emeralds rain from the sky. not to mention, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes.

oh, and get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life minecraft character. imagine walking around town with a blocky head and pixelated arms, people would be like, “whoa, that dude must be from that crazy server.”

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build the most epic minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

public image, Fame, Problematic, cancel culture, Accountability

Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

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BlockyBattles

Difficulty, Simple, puzzling, Enigmatic, confounding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything may seem simple at first glance, but will actually make you question your sanity!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected challenges and mind-boggling puzzles. Our server is like a Rubik’s cube on steroids – just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, we’ll throw a curveball your way.

But fear not, brave adventurer! The rewards for conquering our server are as bountiful as a buffet in a zombie apocalypse. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for the one who dares to unravel all of our mysteries.

So why waste your time on boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner? Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience – you’re gonna need it!

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LoveCraft SMP: RomComs Lie

classic, hidden meaning, Analysis, romantic movie, romance

OMG, have you heard of this totally cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously dude. You gotta join because like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the spawn is made entirely out of cheese. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical llama appears and gives you a hug! It’s like, so epic.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with marshmallows, and if you win a battle, you get a pet dragon that farts glitter. And the best part is, the whole server is run by a group of dancing penguins who only speak in rhymes. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

So like, forget about those boring old servers with their normal rules and stuff. Join this one and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pants scared off. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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Minecraft Addictive Behaviors Server

addiction, Minecraft, concerns, solitary behaviors, Religious

come join our minecraft server and escape from all the addictive sexual behaviors plaguing society! we promise a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of worrying about your questionable internet habits. plus, if you’re a dude who’s tired of being judged for your solo activities, we got your back! religious or not, everyone is welcome to join our wacky world of blocky adventures. so ditch the guilt and grab your pickaxe, because on our server, the only addiction you’ll have is to the thrill of the game!

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Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

out of control, flare’s tantrums, disruptive, Haven, entitled

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

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WildWestAnimeTour 1.20.4

hate on, Literate, Western, Anime, Tourist

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got western animetuber “media literate” tourist women up in here who hate on lolicon and “problematic things” in anime. They’re like drama queens but on steroids, man. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya. So, if you wanna see some crazy shiz go down and question your entire existence, then this server is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join, dude!

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Advent Calendar Minecraft Server

Nordic, Problematic, Diversity, atlantid, Store

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the advent calendars are causing controversy. We’ve got Nordic, Atlantid, and Irish white girls causing chaos with snowmen, Santa, and angelic Nords. Join us if you want to be part of the most dramatic advent calendar saga in Minecraft history!

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Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

disagreement, Minecraft, heated argument, emotional outburst, misunderstanding

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

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Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, Conflict, Event, unkind

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

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