probably.. – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RhymeCraft: Noob to Pro!
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join dis server if u want to experience da craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and villagers dat tell jokes!
we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies!
our spawn point is a giant cupcake made of diamonds and emeralds, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise!
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all da other players with ur epic building skills and diamond armor! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
remember, other languages probably have completely different rhyming words, so don’t miss out on all da fun!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

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ProbablyNotSketchy SMP, where we promise we’re not secretly plotting against you… probably…

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INFORMATION
Server Name:	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established:	2018
Focus:	Creating an inclusive community
Features:	Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums Ticket systems, answered immediately Diamond economy, no shop plugins Organized Dragon Fights and other various events
Discord:	Communication platform for the server
Mini Seasons:	Custom modded mini seasons between main seasons

WHY JOIN US?
1.	Servers with high performance
2.	Active Discord community
3.	Frequent events and updates

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply by joining the Discord server using the link provided and following the application process there.

What are the requirements for joining?

The main requirement is to show effort in your application. Everyone is welcome to join regardless of skill level or experience.

Is the server hosted in North America?

Yes, the server is hosted in North America and maintains a constant 20 TPS.

Do I need to join the Discord to be whitelisted?

Yes, joining the Discord is required for communication and server updates. The application process is completed through Discord.

What is the Diamond economy without shop plugins?

Players trade items and resources directly without the use of shop plugins, creating a more immersive economy experience.

Are there custom events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts organized events like Dragon Fights and other community activities.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini Seasons are custom modded seasons that take place between main seasons, offering unique gameplay experiences for a limited time.

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

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Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

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No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2
81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

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Best Seasons Minecraft SMP
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Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server
#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity
Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

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Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

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Blocky Knights Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

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