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ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

numb, RETALIATION, tirade, ground, Settled

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

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CraftyKremlinKilljoy

Conflict, Assassination, CEO, planned, Europe

so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.

first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.

so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.

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Trump’s Crafted Realm 1.21.2

president trump, restrooms, Politics, law and order, policies

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.

But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!

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MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

humor, pop culture, Entertainment, smp, all time

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have so many memes, like literally all the memes in the world. You can build a giant meme statue or have meme battles with other players, it’s so lit fam. And get this, the owner of the server once fought a creeper with a diamond sword and won, like what even is life?! Join now and become a meme master, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you won’t regret it! #memesfordays #minecraftislife #creeperkillerlolz

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CraftyTrendz2021

influencers, interactive content, storytelling, social media, 2021

Are you tired of boring old social media trends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the trendiest place to be this year! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, challenges, and virtual dance parties.

Why should you join? Because our server is the only place where you can ride a llama while doing the Renegade dance and taking a selfie with a creeper all at the same time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to teach you how to go viral in the Minecraft world.

So forget about TikTok and Instagram, come join us for a social media experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft influencer sensation!

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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Government, Military, War, investigation, intelligence

lol ok so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when they stumbled upon some top secret russian military plans in a major kursk raid. like, can you imagine the drama?? anyway, if you want to experience some crazy espionage vibes and feel like a secret agent, you should totally join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret plans too and become a spy or something. join now for some wild adventures and secret missions, it’s gonna be lit!

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Pee-Free Cancer Check | Easy & Accurate Test

at-home testing, Urine-based cancer test, test, Non-invasive testing, Cancer

so, like, u know how u gotta do that uncomfy pee test for cancer? well, guess what, u don’t gotta do that no more on our server! we got a new study that says our test is just as good without the pee! u can just chill at home and test for cancer without the uncomfy bit! join us for a wild ride of cancer testing fun! pee-free zone, baby!

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Aetheria Skylands 1.21.4

gaming content, Skylands, Gaming discussion, gaming thread, gaming culture

Yo, yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is run by our retro gaming android overlord, Onolumi! Can you believe it? An android running a Minecraft server, it’s like living in a sci-fi movie! Plus, they got a Twitter and YouTube channel, so you know they’re legit. And guess what? They even have streams, like, whaaat? So, if you wanna game with a robot overlord and be part of the coolest server in town, then you gotta join now! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, bro!

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ChillCraft SMP

self-care, Tranquility, Alone Time, Deep Breathing, unwind

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to chill and build with your homies. We got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every weekend. The winner gets a pet creeper, bro. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal races we do every Tuesday. It’s like Mario Kart but with ghasts shooting fireballs at you.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we have this hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like a sword that shoots lightning or a pickaxe that mines diamonds automatically. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, bro.

So, if you’re looking for the ultimate way to relax and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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AfterlifeChatMC

philosophy, Communication, Heaven, AfterlifeChatMC, death

Picture this: you die in Minecraft and respawn in the afterlife. But instead of just wandering around aimlessly, you get the chance to have a one-hour chat with anyone you want. And guess what? We have a Minecraft server where this is a daily occurrence!

Join our server and chat with famous historical figures like Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, or even dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs can talk in the afterlife here). Want to have a debate with Shakespeare about his plays? Go for it. Interested in getting fashion tips from Marie Antoinette? She’s got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our afterlife server also has mini-games like “Heavenly Hide and Seek” where you can hide from angels or “Hellish Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato (don’t worry, it’s not real fire).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and have the afterlife experience of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a ghost pirate or have a tea party with a unicorn. The possibilities are endless in our afterlife server!

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