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Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

Crafty Communists: Where North Korea’s Illegitimate State Meets Chinese & Russian Fuel!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.

On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!

Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Boss Babes: Indie Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	5524	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, stuck in the same old routine of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner indie gamer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become the ultimate indie Minecraft superstar.

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!

BooCraft: Where Creepers Are Scarier Than Horror Games!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	8134
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures like never before. Our server is so intense, it will make you question your own sanity. The last player who logged on was so scared, they had to log off and hug their Minecraft plushies for comfort.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. We also have rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked and entertained like never before!

TransCraft: Where even creepers are supportive!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, we’ve genetically engineered pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all – our diamond ore is actually made of candy, so you can mine and snack at the same time! But wait, there’s more – our creepers have all been trained in stand-up comedy, so instead of exploding, they’ll make you explode with laughter! So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoommateRageCraft – Confront your roomie about hogging the diamonds!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of your roommate making too much noise while you’re trying to mine diamonds in peace? Well, on our server, you can confront them in-game and watch as they respond with hilarious emotes and dance moves! Will they apologize with a chicken dance or challenge you to a duel with pickaxes? The possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to settle your noisy roommate disputes in the most epic way possible!

SnowmenGoneWild Minecraft Server – Where even the snowmen are wise!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

This server has been blessed by the presence of the three wise snowmen, who bring gifts of epic loot and endless fun! Join us and bask in the wisdom of these frosty sages as they guide you on epic quests and help you build the most epic snow fortresses you’ve ever seen.

But beware, for the snowmen have a mischievous side and may prank you with snowball fights when you least expect it. Join our server and experience the magic of winter like never before!

So come on, join us and let the three wise snowmen show you the true meaning of snow day fun!

Crafty LOLz: RollCraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	293
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3687
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, every time you roll dubs, you unlock access to a secret stash of slutty pics. And if you manage to roll trips, we’ll reveal your full name to the entire server for maximum embarrassment!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the admin of this server is a legendary anon who never loses at anything. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks! Join now and see if you have what it takes to impress this mysterious master of Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Crafty Nationality: Land of LOLs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Votes:	5220
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3025
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us and you’ll be treated like royalty because we fetishize nationalities and countries here! That’s right, if you’re from a rare or exotic country, you’ll be the star of the server!

Imagine building a giant replica of the Eiffel Tower while everyone cheers you on because you’re from France. Or maybe you’ll create a massive pyramid because you’re from Egypt. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us and show off your nationality in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become a legend on our server!

EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!