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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4908 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!
And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever