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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3272 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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