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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 727 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4753 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
