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Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	8349	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6693
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	2703	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1071	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Farms Harvested:	596	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4193	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	75	Animals Bred:	95
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	8706
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!