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The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3160	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, barge pole, car brands, Chinese cars, Chinese manufacturing, clash, comparison, consumer preferences, Crafty, cultural influences, Daihatsu, debate, economic factors., foreign cars, Indian Manufacturing, international trade, Mahindra pickup, market trends, Minecraft, purchasing decisions, Quality, Reliability, Server, Suzuki Stockman

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

Anime, Ankou Matsuri, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, Minecraft, News Update, Panzer, smp, Space, tank battle, tank community, tank competition, tank culture, tank enthusiasts, tank event, tank fans, tank festival, tank strategy, tank tactics, tank teams, tank warfare, tankery, Und, Upcoming Event

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, blocktopia, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Matsuro Meru, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, Server, Shimada Tiger, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Ultimate, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

Adventure, bad, beloved character, blue blur, childhood memories, classic, fanbase, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming industry, Hedgehog, iconic, long-running franchise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, Retro, Rings, sega, Server, sonic, SONICS, SPEED, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

10GB, Anime, anime fan, cultural obsession, digital clutter, digital files, digital hoarding, entertainment habits, Hard Drive, hoarding behavior, Japanese cartoon, Media consumption, Memory, Minecraft, Obsession, otaku culture, personal collection, Questionable, questionable content, Region, smp, Storage, storage capacity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9571
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8418
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, American, American hero, brave, Courageous, Defender, firefighter, first responder, Hero, HEROIC, honorable, Icon, Idol, inspiration, legend, Military, Minecraft, Patriotic, police officer, Protector, Role Model, selfless, Server, Valor

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	773	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

body positivity, comfort, Confidence, CONVINCING, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Girls, higher-ups, Individuality, less provocative, Minecraft, modesty, Outfit, outfits, Overhaul, REVEALING, Self-expression, Sexuality, slutty, smp, societal norms, Style, trends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!