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TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	236473	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	79
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1463	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!