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PetPalaceCraft
Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now! -
SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!
Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!
Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!
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MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
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BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!
Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!
So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!
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Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin! -
Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?
Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!
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Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘 -
Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros and Pros Become Noobs
Join our Minecraft server and become one of the two whoresmen of /lig/! What is /lig/? It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because we cater to the VIPs, the elite of the indie vtuber world. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome here!But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like Veda the Twitch queen with 5,187 viewers, or Shylily the mystical streamer with 3,641 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English stars like KSPKSP from China with 3,499 viewers or orkpod from Russia with 3,397 viewers.
Need a break from all the vtuber madness? Check out our exclusive Twitch Clips Guide or VOD Archival Guide. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have Koikatsu cards for some virtual SEEEEEEEEEX!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party. Who knows, you might even run into Limealicious or Momotexx celebrating their birthdays with Coqui and Sugi Aoki. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!