Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?
Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!
Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.
On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?
And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!
On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
❄️ Winter is beginning, and we are launching a server, offering discounts and preparing an update!
⚡ EVENT and DISCOUNTS -65%!
☠️ The essence of the event: you need to collect 150 shards and the prize for this is the LIMITED privilege Creator.
? And there’s a secret promo code hidden at spawn! For a temporary privilege, any one you want for 24 hours.
? Also, the event time is until December 17th.
Hurry up to get new opportunities!!
?️ Discounts -65% — shop.nelzocraft.ru
play.nelzocraft.ru:19132
Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?
The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!
PokeTech.serverminer.com:27543
Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world. | |
| Essential Plugins Only | Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages. |
| Endlessly Expanding Maps | Limitless growth for exploration and creation. |
| Simple Rule, Maximum Fun | Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community. |
| Crossplay Ready | Java and Bedrock compatible. |
PLAY: blueskycraft.org
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing. |
| Can I switch between survival and creative modes? | Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? | We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565 |
Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.
Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.
Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?
So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”
TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
TyezMC.redstone.sh:25127
