Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.
Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have their own dance parties! That’s right, you’ll never know when a creeper will bust a move right in front of you.
2. The pigs on our server have evolved to ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk!
4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night. Their rendition of “Village People” is a real crowd-pleaser.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, whiteness stops at the German border, but the fun never stops on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.
Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got white women running around like headless chickens, causing chaos and confusion everywhere they go. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even witness a white woman trying to tame a creeper with a pumpkin pie! So come on, join our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for craziness!
Our server, BoxPvP, understood the problems of other servers in the Towny category and started its project on 22.07.2023 in order to prepare and present the game in player language. 30.07.2034. Our project was opened not only to make money or open a server, but also to show what kind of quality environment players should have.
Welcome to Enchanted AU, a mesmerizing Minecraft server where imagination knows no bounds! Dive into a captivating alternate universe where magic reigns supreme. Explore lush landscapes brimming with enchanted forests, mythical creatures, and ancient ruins waiting to be discovered. Craft powerful spells, wield legendary weapons, and forge alliances with fellow adventurers in this epic journey. Whether you’re a seasoned wizard or a curious explorer, our friendly community welcomes you to embark on quests, unravel mysteries, and create your own enchanting tale. Unleash your creativity, conquer challenges, and experience a realm like no other on Enchanted AU!
A community driven re-boot of the old legendary “Thunderdome” server!
Thunderdome 2.0 is a unique survival experience incorperating Towny. We have a large spawn city for you to explore, and custom quests including custom boss battles for you to complete! No matter your experience on minecraft or your age or ability, our server has been created with everyone in mind! Our lovely staff and build team, and great pleasant players will help you fit in instantly. You will be able to find a town to join, or you may want to create your own, the choice is yours. We offer a rapidly growing server with the opportunity to play in different styles and with great people!
We also have a custom ranks system incorporating medieval titles, just the same as old Thunderdome had. Our staff and build team continues to add many different ways to keep you entertained while on our server, such as constant new quests and boss dungeons. You can even explore the archive map of the ancient Thunderdome server spawn, and a few preserved towns/citys as they stood 7 years ago!
Anthopia is a vanilla server in 1.16.2 with plugins to improve your gaming experience such as an economy or territory protections. It is a server that is giving itself a second life with a serious staff but close to the community.
Events are organized such as mini-games and building competitions.
The community is close-knit and the server is friendly. Basic rules are applied to avoid conflicts between players (do not insult, grieve or steal from a player, etc.).
We hope you have fun on Anthopia!
These are only several of dozens of features on SteelBite. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind; hope to see you there!
