AnimalVacayGoneWrong

allergic reactions, AnimalVacayGoneWrong, audhd, Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, depression, disability, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Guilt, muscle weakness, pet allergies, pet care, pet cleaning, pet feeding, pet maintenance, pet medications, self-care

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding family members and their zoo of animals! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual pets that won’t pee on your bedroom floor or scream in your face like a macaw on steroids.

Are you allergic to cats and terrified of parrots? No problem! Our server has virtual animals that won’t trigger your allergies or send you into a panic attack. Plus, you won’t have to deal with the drama of family members expecting you to be a full-time zookeeper while they gallivant off on vacation.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only animals you have to take care of are pixelated and don’t require allergy meds. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than cleaning up cat vomit at 6 am!

NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit scene, graphic, graphic scene, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, mature content, Minecraft, moment, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, taboo, unforgettable experience, unforgettable moment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

Block Therapy: Saved from Depression

BLOCK, depression, SAVED, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!

Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

aid, Allies, Assistance, Biden administration, Conflict, Congress, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

CraftyProtesters2023

activism, anti-fascism, civil liberties, CraftyProtesters2023, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far-right extremism, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, political activism, political resistance, protest, rise of far right, social justice, solidarity, THOUSANDS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	290
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Potions Brewed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

Crafttomuck

active community, Application Process, building builds, Community Events, Community Growth, Crafttomuck, Create Skyblock, dedicated server, fantastic admins, friendly community, gaming district, gaming together, Modded, rotating modpacks, server lag, server rotation, shared island, shopping district, smooth gameplay, variety in gameplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8250	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	New Chunks Explored:	813338
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Description
Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

Creative

Description
Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

Links

Website	World Map
https://www.crafttomuck.com	map.crafttomuck.com

Closing Statements

I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, bros, bus stop, Cologne, contemplate existence, crying, deserving, doomer songs, Eat, EmotionCrafters, feelings hurt, future girlfriend, girl, Hug, Job, Make It, MIRROR, morning, playing games, shower, small talk, Worthy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RingCraft Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Deception, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, peer pressure, relationships, Ringcraft, Server, Trust, workplace drama, young love

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	759	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HangryCraft

aita, baffled, Dinner, feeling, Food, HangryCraft, husband, Iata, kitchen, normal, Ordered, Ordering, person, pho.., Situation, Soup, wanted, well, without me, wondering

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5618
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8462	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

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