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/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	8064
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	176
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1818
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	7830	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

290 Zone, 2kowai, Archived, aurora, Buddy DoubleOctave, BuyingTrack, comfy, CraftyMaple, HYPERION, ign, kronos, Leaked Notes, Literacy Check, Liver Loli, Maple Treasure Set, maplestory, Methstone Lab, Milestone Update, Minecraft, Moonbeam, Nisunobi, Pink Fox, Pink Fox Girl, private servers, Royals 11th Birthday, scania, Server, Shade Boycott, solis, Summer Showcase

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Moonbeam? Well, look no further because we’ve got the pink fox you’ve been searching for! Join our server where the notes get leaked faster than a broken faucet and the literacy check is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re back in school.

Forget about playing on official servers where everyone is spread out like a game of hide and seek. Join the Shade Boycott and demand the liver loli back! SCANIA, KRONOS, HYPERION, AURORA – we’ve got zones for everyone, even the ones hiding their methstone lab (we won’t tell, we promise).

And don’t even get us started on our private servers – we’re celebrating Royals’s 11th birthday with cake and the maple treasure set! It’s like a party that never ends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and track down where Moonbeam went, because let’s be real, we all miss that pink fox girl. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

banter, Barkeeps, big, Cock, drinks, INN, STRONG, Stronger

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

arma, Combat, Crafty, Edition, First-Person, Game, Immersive, McCraftface, Military, military training, mission-based, multiplayer, Objectives, open world, Realism, Reforger, Sandbox, Shooter, simulation, strategy, tactical, teamwork, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	1175
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

antisemitism, Bigotry, bros, discrimination, hate, History, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Kike, LAUGHING, LolCraft, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	9713	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Busters, confusion, consent, experimentation, Exploration, Gay, judgment, Labels, LGBTQ, Open-mindedness, Questioning, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, taboo

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

bored, catch up, CREEPERS, explosions, Good, Kawaii, Manga, manga addict, manga binge, manga binge reading, Manga community, manga completion, manga discovery, manga lover, manga marathon, manga obsession, manga reader, manga series, manga update, MangaCraft, new chapters, reading, unexpected find, WEEKLY

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

Adventure, Begins.., border control, citizenship, customs, documentation, documents, Identification, immigration, International, Minecraft, Nationality, PassportPals, Passports, SECURITY, Server, travel, Verification

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

Adventure, Bosses, Characters, Combat, creativity, Dungeons, Exploration, fan feedback, FANTASY, Gaming, innovation, Items, Link, long trail, Magic, open world, Puzzles, Quests, rupees, Story, video games, weapons, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!

LOLZCraft – Cringey Anime Roleplay Server

#ChuuniTendencies, #EnglishTranslated, #JapaneseLocale, #MoeChart, #NovelElements, #PlotSpoilers, #Readme, #VNDB, #VNHelp, Anime, chartanon, cringey, discussion, Downloadlinks, eceleb, FAQs, general, GOOGLE, japanese, LOLzCraft, Recommendations, Roleplay, Server, techsupport, visualnovel

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Visual Novel Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite VNs without any e-celeb shitposting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs.

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our simple steps before asking for tech support and you’ll be good to go. And if all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for recommendations or a novel with a specific element? We’ve got resources for that too. Our server is your one-stop shop for all things VN related.

So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world of visual novel madness. Previous players have had a blast, and you will too! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Tales

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, imagination, Interactive, narrative driven, Play Tales, Puzzles, Quests, role playing, storytelling, Tales, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at Play Tales for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Play Tales and discovered a secret diamond mine filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! On Play Tales, you can also participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet dragon or a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our parkour courses – they’re so challenging, you’ll be pulling your hair out in frustration (but in a fun way, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Play Tales today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a zombie Elvis impersonator along the way. Trust us, it’s worth it!