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HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	499

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

NumberOne Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, brightest star, dreams, empowerment, ever been, Fame, feel like number one, inspiration, living out your fantasy, Lyrics, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Number One, NumberOne, pop, self-belief, self-confidence, Server, shining bright, success

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	541238
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where you can truly feel like a shining star! Join us and become the brightest star in the Minecraft galaxy, living out your wildest fantasies and shining for all to see.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly became the most legendary builder in all of Minecraft history. Their creations were so mind-blowing that even Notch himself shed a tear of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. And did I mention that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time?

So come on, join us and be the number one shining star in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

career struggles, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, Job Search, job search advice, job search challenges, job search frustration, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search success, job search support, job search tips, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, Minecraft, smp, UnemployedSteve, unemployment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

SisSnitchCraft

Claires, Communication, consequences, discipline, Family issues, Honesty, jewelry, little sister, Mall, Nike, Old Navy, parenting, perfumes, punishment, relationships, shopping, sibling rivalry, SisSnitchCraft, stealing, theft, Trust, Victoria Secret

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Picture this: a world where stealing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the little sister in this story, you can roam the virtual mall and snatch up all the goodies you desire. From virtual watches and jewelry to trinket boxes and perfumes, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry about getting caught – there’s no therapy here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Victoria’s Secret heist, where you can compete to see who can steal the most lip glosses and bag charms. And if you get caught, don’t worry – just like in the story, you’ll face some consequences like losing your in-game privileges. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew stealing could be so entertaining?

CreeperConfessions

apologies, Atonement, confession, conscience, CreeperConfessions, forgiveness, Guilt, mistake, moral compass, moral dilemma, Redemption, regret, remorse, remorseful, remorseful behavior, repentance, self reflection, self-blame, self-forgiveness, shame, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling guilty about your past actions in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can let go of all that guilt and start fresh! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. From accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT to stealing all the diamonds in sight, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your guilt at the door!

Crumbcraft: Where even the crumbs are modded. 1.18.2 Forge Edition!

1.18.2, 24/7, botania, Chill, Community, Crumbcraft, crumbs, Custom, Datapacks, DECORATE, Discord, Edition, Events, Forge, Fresh, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, new, Server, Support, Tinkers Construct

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Server Name:	Crumbcraft
Server Type:	Modded Minecraft
Version:	1.18.2 Java Forge
Big Mods:	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins:	Supported through datapacks
Server Status:	24/7
Age Restriction:	15+

Overview:

Welcome to Crumbcraft, the chillest server on the block. We are a modded minecraft server specializing in community and allowing players to do whatever they want (within reason). Join us for tons of fun, including decorating, creating lore, hosting events, and more!

Highlights:

1.18.2 Java Forge
Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture mods
Custom origins through datapacks
24/7 server uptime
Age restriction of 15+

Server is fresh and new as of 8/23/24, come join!!! Join our Discord.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join Crumbcraft, simply use the provided link to our Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

A: While we allow players a lot of freedom, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. Be sure to review these rules before joining the server.

Q: Can I use custom mods on the server?

A: To maintain server stability and fairness for all players, we do not allow custom mods beyond what is already installed on the server. This helps maintain a level playing field for all participants.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: We host a variety of events on Crumbcraft, including building contests, scavenger hunts, PvP tournaments, and more. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events!

Q: Is there a way to contribute to the server’s development?

A: We are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community. If you have ideas for improving the server or creating new events, feel free to share them with the server moderators through our Discord server.

“Down Under Divas” Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Aussie, Australian beauty., Australian girls, Australian Instagram influencers, beautiful girls, big tit goddess, busty girls, busty women, DIVAS, Friends, Girls, instagram, local girls, Minecraft, models, Server, social media, Sophia, Sophia the goddess, Sydney, Sydney girls, Sydney nightlife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, we’ve got players posting about big tit goddesses like Sophia! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds and make friends with players who have some seriously interesting connections. Who knows, you might even find your own big tit goddess in the game! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftySMP – #420

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Items Found:	2197
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	2609
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond crown!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CatRescueCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, animal welfare, Boundaries, BUMBLE BFF, cat, CatRescueCraft, Communication, compassion, Confrontation, Drama, emotional turmoil, Foster, friendship, Harassment, Minecraft, neglect, pet ownership, rescue, Server, social media, Support, vet

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	1003	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to rescue virtual cats from abusive owners, block them when they get pushy, and then deal with the virtual harassment from them and their friends. It’s a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and pixelated felines. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join today and experience the craziest virtual cat rescue mission of your life!

StepmomSlayinCraft

assertive communication, birth control, blended family dynamics, boundary setting, co-parenting issues, communication breakdown, confrontational approach, confronting stepmother, family conflict, medical decisions, parental involvement, parental rights, parenting agreement, shared custody, StepmomSlayinCraft, stepmother interference, stepmother’s authority, stepmother’s behavior, stepmother’s role, teenage daughter

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Looking for a server where co-parenting takes on a whole new meaning? Look no further! Our server is filled with exes, new partners, and a whole lot of chaos. Watch as players navigate through the treacherous waters of blended families and questionable parenting decisions.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate showdown between moms, dads, and the infamous Jessica. Will you confront her about changing your child’s birth control without your consent? Will you team up with other players to take down the evil stepmom? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a pig riding a chicken into battle. See you there!

RecoilCraft

Break, Combat, Combat strategy, combat tactics, delicate balance, delicate weaponry, Destruction, firepower, fragile strength, fragility, fragility in battle, Glass cannons, powerful but fragile, powerful weapons, recoil, RecoilCraft, Vulnerability, vulnerability in war, weapon recoil, weapons, weapons of destruction

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so, like, u know how glass cannons are all like, super fragile and stuff? well, on our server, they would break from the recoil of their own attacks! how crazy is that?! imagine trying to fight with a glass cannon and then BOOM, they shatter into a million pieces. it’s like a comedy show, but in minecraft! join us for the lolz and the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!