Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. They built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen and became the rulers of the land, throwing epic parties every night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just one of those chickens in your coop!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to summer in style. Who needs beaches and barbecues when you have unicorns, diamonds, and Diamond Chickens? Labor Day may be the end of summer, but it’s just the beginning of the fun on our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! Our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the map that’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the mysterious “last message” left by the slain hostages. Or maybe not, but hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features. |
| Tight-knit Community | We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement. |
| Active PvP Scene | PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules. |
| Envoys | Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions. |
A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.
A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.
A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.
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