private restroom – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BestEver Minecraft Server

arrogance, best person, BestEver, boastful, divine light, Ego, Incarnate, Minecraft, mog, narcissism, OverConfident, seethe, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-importance, self-praise, self-proclaimed, Server, subhumans, superior, superiority complex

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

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UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, consent, consequences, digital footprint, Marriage, Minecraft, ONLINE, onlyfans, Pictures, privacy, relationships, Self Respect, Self-expression, Server, social media, teasing, Trust, underwear, UnderwearCraft, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. We’ve got players who have built entire cities in the sky, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and even players who have created their own virtual reality world within the game.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Underwear Party Fridays” where players can show off their best pixelated lingerie creations, and “Onlyfans Tease Tuesdays” where players can compete to see who can create the most scandalous skin. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win some epic loot.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you could join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come see what all the fuss is about and join us today!

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CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, bookstore, CraftyClassmates, decision, Dirty Looks, family, Fiasco, friendship, gift card, Grateful, inexpensive gift, Interaction, late birthday gift, Minecraft, mom groupchat, parents, personal gift, refusing to buy, Server, smaller gift, son’s classmate, Spider Man toy car, uninvited

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew a simple gift could cause so much chaos? Only on our server, where every gift comes with a side of scandal!

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BikiniBashersGoneWild

awkward, bikini top, BikiniBashersGoneWild, Boundaries, breasts, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSED, flat-chested, friend’s boyfriend, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, kicked out, overreacting, Pig, pool party, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

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CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, CraftyPleasures, DELIGHT, enjoyment, everyday moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, Minecraft, Peace, Relaxation, Savoring, self-care, Serenity, Server, simple pleasure, small joys

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those flying pigs). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ShitCrafters United

10. disrespect, 11. selfishness, 12. deceitful actions, 13. untrustworthy, 14. abusive tendencies, 15. superiority complex, 16. lack of accountability, 17. vindictive nature, 18. lack of remorse, 19. gaslighting behavior, 2. red flags, 20. insensitivity., 3. negative traits, 4. bad personality, 5. warning signs, 6. dishonesty, 7. lack of empathy, 8. manipulative behavior, 9. arrogance, ShitCrafters, toxic behavior, United

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of dirt block? When they haven’t joined our EPIC Minecraft server yet! Trust us, only the coolest players hang out here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to chill with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. So if you want to prove you’re not a total creeper, join us now and show off your building skills!

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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, mistake, political tensions, russia, S.Korea, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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HolyCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, alternative energy, carbon footprint, catholic church, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmentalism, green energy, green technology, Holycraft, pope, renewable energy, renewables, solar energy, solar panels, solar plant, solar power, SolarCity, Vatican, Vatican City

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

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VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

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MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

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