Players: |
105/600 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
1840 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
33 |
Ores Mined: |
9439 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
2 |
Holy Grails Found: |
2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
3 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!