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CraftyConfessions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	New Chunks Explored:	680396
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	3481	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5053
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

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Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	282
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Players Killed by Monsters:	7915	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!