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BlockyLoveHideaway

Admit, BlockyLoveHideaway, concealed affections, confidential preferences, covert obsessions, forbidden delights, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, guys, hidden fascinations, hidden passions, love, private fixations, private joys, secret pleasures, Secrets, undercover hobbies, undercover interests, undisclosed favorites, undisclosed indulgences, unspoken desires

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

SomeleCraft | Network

accessories, Apparel, blocky universe, creativity, endless possibilities, gaming experience, Gifts, Hardcore, iconic game, imagination, in-game items, Lobby, merchandise, Minecraft, Minecraft-themed, Network, pixelated adventures, PvP, Skyblock, SomeleCraft, SomeleCraft journey, SomeleCraft realm, Survival, virtual aisles

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crops Grown:	5216	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

SomeleCraft

Welcome toSomeleCraft, your ultimate destination for all things Minecraft! Dive into a world of pixelated adventures and unleash your creativity with our wide range of Minecraft merchandise.

AtSomeleCraft, we offer everything a Minecraft enthusiast could dream of, from unique in-game items to stylish apparel and accessories. Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for a fellow Minecraft fan or want to treat yourself to something special,SomeleCrafthas you covered.

Explore our virtual aisles packed with Minecraft-themed goodies that will enhance your gaming experience and bring your love for this iconic game to life. Immerse yourself in the blocky universe of Minecraft withSomeleCraftand let your imagination run wild.

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OddityCraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	1079
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	2739	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, carried, CarryCraft, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, empowerment, equality, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, Minecraft, partner preferences, personal boundaries, physical affection, physical strength, Preferences, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, societal expectations, traditional norms, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5191
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players, which is why we offer a special feature where you can carry your fellow players around like a true hero! Who needs horses when you can have your friends piggyback you to victory?

Join our server and experience the thrill of being carried to battle by your trusty companions. Whether you’re storming a castle or exploring a dangerous cave, our unique carry feature will have you feeling like a true Minecraft superstar. So come on, join us and see why being carried is the ultimate power move in the world of Minecraft!

DisneyWorldFamMCServer

blended family, childhood memories, civil co-parenting, co parenting, disney world, DisneyWorldFamMCServer, divorced parents, divorced parents vacation, fair invitation, family conflict, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, holiday dinners, Memories, only child, parental involvement, parental relationships, passive aggressive behavior, sibling opinions, vacation planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive behavior, awkward meals, and divorced parents trying to coexist in a pixelated world.

Experience the thrill of navigating through virtual landscapes while dodging emotional landmines. Will your dad be too busy speedrunning through dungeons to notice your mom lurking in the shadows? Will your mom take breaks from building her dream castle to reminisce about the good ol’ days with your dad?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings-in-law who think inviting divorced parents on vacation is a recipe for disaster. Will they sabotage your virtual vacation or join in on the chaos?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that thrives on family drama and virtual escapades? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with outrageous stories and unexpected twists. Join now and let the drama unfold!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4308	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

BlocktopiaQuests

AMBITION, BlocktopiaQuests, determination, DRIVE, Forward Momentum, goals, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, motivation, never give up, overcoming challenges, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	755	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to be inspired by the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky, shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the rare and magical Rainbow Bacon Pigs that will fill your heart with wonder and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Warriors who will challenge you to epic battles of clucking chaos. Can you defeat them and earn their trust? Only the bravest and most skilled players can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

K9Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, artillery, Asia-Pacific, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense technology, eastern europe, international relations, K-9 howitzers, K9Craft, military alliance, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, Minecraft, Romania, security cooperation, Server, south korea, weapons acquisition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!

u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!

K-PopCraft: Demographic Emergency

Aging population, birth control, cultural norms, Demographic, demographic crisis, demographic policies, economic impact, emergency, Family Planning, fertility rate, gender equality, government intervention., healthcare system, immigration, KpopCraft, low birth rate, national emergency, pension system, population decline, social security, social welfare, south korea, workforce shortage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, south korea is all like “omg we got too many people” and they’re calling it a “demographic national emergency” like what even is that? anyway, join our minecraft server cuz we got so many people it’s practically a national emergency too! we got so many players that the server is about to explode, literally! join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the chaos and mayhem. plus, our server is so lit that even the south korean government wants in on the action. come join the fun before we all get deported to south korea or something crazy like that. #nationalminecraftemergency #southkoreawantsin #joinusnow

RageCraft: Rats and Rallies

activism, alternative metal, Anti-establishment, Band, Brad Wilk, Long tail: RATM music influences political movements, Lyrics, Music, nu metal, Political, protest, Rage Against The Machine, Ragecraft, rallies, RATM, RATM lyrics inspire activism, RATM’s impact on social justice movements., Rats, resistance, revolution, Rock, social justice, Tim Commerford, tom morello, Zack de la Rocha

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Emeralds Found:	5723
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

u ever seen a rat play minecraft? well now u can on this server! we got rats everywhere, building houses and mining for cheese. join us and be a part of the rat revolution. our server is so good, even the people they are raging against use it at their rallies. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we have a secret underground cheese dungeon that only the bravest rats can explore. so what are u waiting for? join RATM today and start your epic rat adventure!

DinoDigCraft: Diuqin’s Delight

ancient animals, argentina, Bajo de la Carpa Formation, DELIGHT, DinoDigCraft, dinosaur discovery, Diuqin lechiguanae, Diuqins, evolutionary history, extinct species, fossil record, new genus, new species, origin of birds, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, theropods, unenlagiine dinosaur, Upper Cretaceous, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running wild and free! yea u heard that right, DINOSAURS! we got a whole new genus and species called Diuqin lechiguanae, straight outta the Upper Cretaceous Bajo de la Carpa Formation in Argentina. these bad boys will blow your mind and make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft!

imagine riding a T-REX into battle or taming a pack of raptors to do your bidding. the possibilities are endless on our server. not to mention, these dinos help us understand the origin of birds, like what even is that? who cares when u got DINOSAURS to play with!

so what are u waiting for? come on down and join the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever. trust us, u won’t regret it. DINOSAURS, BABY!