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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9545 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7468 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!